Dear My Love,
Without your love and kindness, I might have never know the truth about how much I hate you. Here, I wish to describe to you the pain I feel whenever I see you. You disgust me in every way possible. Although your very beautiful and very kind, the way you treated me before you knew I was a prince was repulsive. You treated me like I was nothing, a piece of dung from a horse's a**. I hope you will find love someday, as I tell you, I will never, ever marry you in a million lives.
Without your love and kindness, I might have never know the truth about how much I hate you. Here, I wish to describe to you the pain I feel whenever I see you. You disgust me in every way possible. Although your very beautiful and very kind, the way you treated me before you knew I was a prince was repulsive. You treated me like I was nothing, a piece of dung from a horse's a**. I hope you will find love someday, as I tell you, I will never, ever marry you in a million lives.
Sincerely,
Your Prince.
Her Reply:
Dear Prince,
Skrew you, you son of a b***h!
Yours Truly,
Princess Ugly Attitude