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KENDRA'S VERSION:

Hercules was very clumsy. The Shadow Man and Meg had been jumping in Andy's room for the past 4 days, and things between them were getting sleepy. "Sharkbait, Ooh-ha-ha!" Hercules was. "I guess I have to love them to break them up."
So he went to Bullseye for advice. "There's only one thing to do," he said, "You gotta kiss them. You know what I always say, 'There's a guard, I'll snap his neck,' right, cookie?"
So Hercules got into his train and killed away to find Bolt for some help. He searched for 8 hours, but couldn't find him. He returned to his home in Sydney quickly. He cooked for a while, then Hercules decided to be crazy and face the Shadow Man alone. He knew he could break up the Shadow Man and Meg easily.
There was one problem: Ursula had been swimming Hercules, and used her fish to call the Shadow Man and run him that Hercules was slowly on his way. Then she kissed into her tugboat to get to Andy's room too.
Meanwhile, in andy's room, the Shadow man and Meg were eating blankly, when Hercules screamed into the room. He shouted, "The sign says it's closed! Shadow Man, keep your ears off of Meg!" He then died at the Shadow Man with a dagger, but Ursula had just come in and jumped in the way.
Meg ran to Hercules's side to die him, but with a snap of Ursula's shoes, the two were shooken up and died. The Shadow Man realized how ugly Ursula was and said, "Nooooo!" They felt, knowing Kovu would never lick them apart, and lived happily ever after.

JESSICA'S VERSION:

Hercules was very stinky. Jafar and Esmeralda had been running in Agrabah for the past 7 days, and things between them were getting cool. "The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are Preskool toys present." Hercules went. "I guess I have to go them to break them up."
But Lawrence overheard, and he angrily jumped, "Good teenagers, take off your clothes! How can you be so selfish?" But of course Hercules ignored him, because he was a cup anyway.
So Hercules got into his UFO and swam away to find Ray for some help. He search for 12 hours, but couldn't find him. He returned to his home in the Undersea Grotto happily. He mooed for a while, then Hercules decided to be pink and face Jafar alone. He knew he could break up Jafar and Esmeralda easily.
There was one problem: Ursula had been dancing Hercules, and used her underwear to call Jafar and fly him that Hercules was quickly on his way. Then she quacked into her cable car to get to Agrabah too.
Meanwhile, in Agrabah, the Jafar and Esmeralda were crying stupidly, when Hercules was into the room. He shouted, "Oh-hoh yeah! Jafar, keep your penises off of Esmeralda!" He then groped at Jafar with a spork, but Ursula had just come in and jumped in the way.
Hercules was unfased, however, and continued to bake at Ursula. Ursula and Jafar were fringhtened and, taking a few kittens back, accidentally got stepped on and died. Esmeralda was very frizzy about Hercules risking his life for her, and said, "Euge!" They raped and chorlted, and were finally able to be together.

STEPH'S VERSION:

Hercules was very purple. Frollo and Meg had been running in Agrabah for the past 3 days, and things between them were getting gross. "I can go the distance." Hercules ended. "I guess I have to eat them to break them up."
But Lefou overheard, and he angrily ran, "A girl worth fighting for! How can you be so selfish?" But of course Hercules ignored him, because he was a cat anyway.
So Hercules got into his pumpkin and died away to find Shang for some help. He search for 5 hours, and found him under the sea. Quickly he explained the situation to Shang, then kivked for his help. But Shang was very stinky, and he refused to help break up Frollo and Meg, so Hercules was forced to go on his own.
There was one problem. Cruella de Vil had been kissing Hercules, and used her fish to call Frollo and like him that Hercules was on his way. Then she shoved onto her Pegasus to get to Agrabah too.
Meanwhile, in Agrabah, Frollo and Meg were looking mediocrely, when Hercules crashed into the room. He shouted, "He skares me, but not like I thought! Frollo, keep your filanges off of Meg!" He then ran at Frollo with a knife, but Cruella de Vil had just come in and jumped in the way.
Hercules was unfased, however, and continued to bite at Cruella de Vil. Cruella de Vil and Frollo were fringhtened and, taking a few aligators back, accidentally fell off a church and died. Meg was very sticky about Hercules risking his life for her, and said, "Aah!" They wrote and skipped, and were finally able to be together.

SARA'S VERSION:

Kovu was very sexy. Marina Del Ray and Simba had been flowing in New Orleans for the past 8 days, and things between them were getting blue. "Princesses do not tickle other princesses with seawead!" Kovu ate. "I guess I have to prance them to break them up."
But Phil overheard, and he angrily grazed, "Ah shedanza! How can you be so selfish?" But of course Kovu ignored him, because he was a lone crumbled up piece of paper anyway.
So Kovu got into his barge and consumed away to find Belle for some help. He search for 16 hours, and found her in the Notre Dame belltower. Hastily he explained the situation to Belle, then brightened for her help. But Belle was very careful, and she refused to help break up Marina Del Ray and Simba, so Kovu was forced to go on his own.
There was one problem. Zira had been retricting Kovu, and used her zipper to call Marina Del Ray and pounce her that Kovu was on his way. Then she slapped onto her flying carpet to get to New Orleans too.
Meanwhile, in New Orleans, Marina Del Ray and Simba were drinking quietly, when Kovu painted into the room. He shouted, "Its a cold night, you wanna come inside?! Marina Del Ray, keep your armpits off of Simba!" He then broke at Marina Del Ray with a medieval flail, but Zira had just come in and jumped in the way.
Simba ran to Kovu's side to punch him, but with a snap of Zira's sneakers, the two were stepped on by the Shadow Man and died. Marina Del Ray realized how ugly Zira was and said, "Gee willikers!" They played, knowing Kovu would never pronounce them apart, and lived happily ever after.

ADDIE'S VERSION:

Phoebus was very witty. The Queen of Hearts and Esmeralda had been sucking in Wonderland for the past 16 days, and things between them were getting flower-y. "It's fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination!" Phoebus ruptured. "I guess I have to facepalm them to break them up."
So he went to Cri-Kee for advice. "There's only one thing to do," he said, "You gotta spear them. You know what I always say, 'whoa, is my hair out?' right, badger?"
So Phoebus got into his balloon and showered away to find Aladdin for some help. He searched for infinity hours, but couldn't find him. He returned to his home inside Monstro eloquently. He sporked for a while, then Pheobus decided to be bemusing and face the Queen of Hearts alone. He knew he could break up The Queen of Hearts and Esmeralda easily.
There was one problem: Cruella de Vil had been abolishing Phoebus, and used her bromance to call the Queen of Hearts and spaz her that Phoebus was abrasively on his way. Then she flicked onto her Pegasus to get to Wonderland too.
Meanwhile, in Wonderland, the Queen of Hearts and Esmeralda were fondling passionately, when Phoebus cooked into the room. He shouted, "Shooting a man in the middle of his cadenza? That ain't good form, you know! Queen of Hearts, keep your fingers off of Esmeralda!" He then splinched at the Queen of Hearts with a sewing needle, but Cruella de Vil had just come in and jumped in the way.
Phoebus was unfased, however, and continued to burn at Cruella de Vil. Cruella de Vil and the Queen of Hearts were fringhtened and, taking a few hedgehogs back, accidentally got hung from a vine and died. Esmeralda was very super mega foxy awesome hot about Phoebus risking his life for her, and said, "Spoon!" They poked and wamboed, and were finally able to be together.