Written during band class...
The 9 Rules of Band:
1- I will not let the teacher know that, that tempo would only be used in a march(ing band) at speed.
2- I will not tell the teacher that his jokes are not funny.
3- I will not call the conductor a phycopathic director.
4- I will not leave the classroom when he says "Anyone who does not want to be here may leave now."
5- I will not make funny faces at the conductor when he is not looking.
6- I will not talk just below the range he can hear with his ear-plugs in.
7- I will not play games during the other people's parts.
8- I will not draw/ read/ doodle during band.
9- I will not write a list of things I will not do, during band.
The 9 Rules of Band:
1- I will not let the teacher know that, that tempo would only be used in a march(ing band) at speed.
2- I will not tell the teacher that his jokes are not funny.
3- I will not call the conductor a phycopathic director.
4- I will not leave the classroom when he says "Anyone who does not want to be here may leave now."
5- I will not make funny faces at the conductor when he is not looking.
6- I will not talk just below the range he can hear with his ear-plugs in.
7- I will not play games during the other people's parts.
8- I will not draw/ read/ doodle during band.
9- I will not write a list of things I will not do, during band.
