-No! Don't resist, i'm... already hurT-
I’m a sad coconut, in a tree.
I am sad because my wife left me.
Took the kids and went across the sea.
Now a sad, sad coconut I be.
I am sad because my wife left me
Took to kids across the sea
Met some guys and had a large orgy
And she didn’t even think of me.
Then one day.
Came a man. From a Japan
I think his name was Stan
He was white. I’m sure that I’m right
Because I could see him in the night!
I heard a sound. I looked to the ground
I couldn’t find Stan so I looked around.
He was behind the tree with a large axe. He had named it his trusty friend “max,”
And then his axe. Swung through the tree.
Now the ground is all that I see.
I heard a splatter. He put me on a platter.
I saw my side, it was nearly shattered.
He said “don’t worry.”
And took me away from my tree.
Now a sad, sad coconut I be.
He told me to hold on tight. I was in for a fright.
All I could see was night. It felt like a flight.
And when I saw the light. It was a sight.
Because there was hammer next to me.
He picked up the hammer,
And struck my back. I heard a crack It was an awful whack
As I started bleeding out in his shack.
Now a hurt, sad coconut I be.
My vision was smashed.
I couldn’t see me. Or my beloved coconut tree
I felt relieved to know that I would be free
From my whore wife that left me.
Not a sad, sad coconut I be.
-How you turn my world, you precious thinG-
I’m a sad coconut, in a tree.
I am sad because my wife left me.
Took the kids and went across the sea.
Now a sad, sad coconut I be.
I am sad because my wife left me
Took to kids across the sea
Met some guys and had a large orgy
And she didn’t even think of me.
Then one day.
Came a man. From a Japan
I think his name was Stan
He was white. I’m sure that I’m right
Because I could see him in the night!
I heard a sound. I looked to the ground
I couldn’t find Stan so I looked around.
He was behind the tree with a large axe. He had named it his trusty friend “max,”
And then his axe. Swung through the tree.
Now the ground is all that I see.
I heard a splatter. He put me on a platter.
I saw my side, it was nearly shattered.
He said “don’t worry.”
And took me away from my tree.
Now a sad, sad coconut I be.
He told me to hold on tight. I was in for a fright.
All I could see was night. It felt like a flight.
And when I saw the light. It was a sight.
Because there was hammer next to me.
He picked up the hammer,
And struck my back. I heard a crack It was an awful whack
As I started bleeding out in his shack.
Now a hurt, sad coconut I be.
My vision was smashed.
I couldn’t see me. Or my beloved coconut tree
I felt relieved to know that I would be free
From my whore wife that left me.
Not a sad, sad coconut I be.
-How you turn my world, you precious thinG-
