to everyone who reads my journal:
either ohayo gozaimasu or konichiwa!!!! I bid you farewell in hopes that you might one day see Cirque Du Soliel's live show!!! doesn't make sense? I don't care! anyhow, as you may have already guessed, I am killing myself! how? by typing so very much that I will die of blood loss when my fingers start to bleed!! why am I doing it? because I have no idea what happens when you die, and I want to know! I have done everything I've ever wanted to do, including getting 100% in a class (Art) to raping an anime character!!! (Haku from Naruto) since I'm getting bored, and whatever happens after death is calling, I shall say sayonara for now!!!!
commiting suicide for idiots:
step one: write a suicide note! ~done~
step two: fill the bathtub ~done~
step three: plug in the toaster ~done~
step four: sit in the bathtub ~done~
and finally, step five: put the toaster in the bathtub ~done~
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"well then, a dog growls when it's angry and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now, I growl when I'm pleased and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."
~the Cheshire cat~