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"Wait- so, Rape Daddy did Daddy but Daddy didn't wanna be do'd?"
-breaks out in laughter-

Good one, Morgan.

"I'm thirsty, come out to the kitchen with me, Koters?"
"No, go yourself."
"BUT RAPE DADDY WILL GET ME! gonk "

"What are all these strawberries doing on my nipples, I need them for the fruit salad!"
lol

"I HAVE PROPANE IN MY SMALL URETHRA!"
"-gasp-"
"DOES THAT MEAN OUR BABIES ARE FLAMABLE!?"

"Would you like a smoke?"
"No, she wouldn't...or would you?"
"No thanks."
"You wanker."

"...Yeah, Claire's mom thought it would be fun to try out all of Claire's new makeup and dress-up clothes on me.."
"Oh, boy. I bet that got you all the ladies."
"You wish. I looked pretty hot.

"You're the brightest crayon in the box, Se Taire! biggrin "
"....YELLOW!? D:>"