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Parody of Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne.

My sister and I wrote in in like five minutes so it's not that good. xD

Face

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your face!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I feel sorry for your girlfriend!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
Here’s a plastic surgeon!
No way! No way!
That you’re not gonna need him!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
It’s a present for your girlfriend!

You’re such a freak
And such a geek
Just so revolting
I think about you and I cringe
Is your face molting?
Don’t you know what you could do to make us feel all right?
Don’t pretend, I think you know you’re like a big troll
And what’s up with that really gross fat roll?
I can tell you need some help and really fast

It’s like, so disgusting
I see a pimple busting
I think you should get that plastic now
And that’s why everyone is telling you!

Chorus

You can see the way, you see the way we look at you
And even when you look away we’re still scarred by you
You know we talk about you all the time and your girlfriend too
So come over here, surgery’s not that hard, dear
And your girlfriend will be sure to stay near
She’ll love the way you look after that crap is all gone

‘Cause she knows, it’s so disgusting
She sees that pimple busting
We both think you should get that plastic now
And that’s why everyone’s telling you!

Chorus
Oh
In an hour you’ll be on that surgery table
And you’ll look, and you’ll look so much better
Get another
Get another face
It’s so ugly
Why the heck weren’t you thinking?

*repeat*

Chorus x a million biggrin