Alright, troops! Welcome to basic training! I'll be your seargant, Leon!! You are to call me 'Sir" at all times!! You are not worthy to call me by my real name. Do I make myself clear?!
Yes, sir. What was that?! Yes, sir. I can't hear you, pansies!!! YES, SIR!!!!!!! Much better!! Now, we'll start off with introductions!! Name, likes, dislikes only! We ain't interested in where you come from, Privates. *snicker* What was that?! Nothing, sir! Alright, miss smarty!! let's start off with you! The name's Moira. I like black. I dislike dumb people. Alright, Mr. Blondy, you next! ummm.... okay. My name's Gino Gambino. I like flowers and kittens and puppies and daisies and orchids and roses and black-eyed susans and----*two hours later*
....and i dislike people who think I'm dumb. *ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZ* Zomg!! I like the same things!!! let's go decorate the tanks!!*five minutes later*
*wake up and look around. see pink. go blind* AHHH!!!! MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!!! 
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