Since I missed quote a few, I think I owe you guys some.
The mam who smiles when things go wrongs has already thought of someone to blame it on.
The man who laughs last didn't get it.
Girls are like phone; they loved to be held and talked to but push one botton and you're connected.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Once a computer beat in chess but it was no match for kick boxing. lol
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I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you
I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' b***h for you.
Keep your mouth shut;
You're squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I'm busting up my brains for the words.
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