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color o teh day:
explosively happy gold and scarlet
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I LOVE ZACH SO MUCH
Have you ever looked up a word in the dictionary and was extra confused?
*That just happened to me like 5 seconds ago stare
Do you think Dane Cook is the funniest?
*Of yeah! He's TOOO funny!
Have you ever known a creepy person?
*Um nuuuu! WTF KINDA QUESTION?!?!?!
Are you fighting with the question machine?
*No, what's wrong with you?!
Are you calling me a loser?!
*What, no! OMG what's with this machine?!
OMG! You can just be happy you have the best job ever.....?!
*WTF! did you just try to make that into a question?!
BODY GUARDS!!!!!!?
**What's going on here?!
*FORGET THE OPERATION ON MY LEG, OKAY?! THIS HOSPITAL SUX!!!!
Thanx, will you come again?
* icon_scream.gif NO!!!!! F**K YOU!!!!
You: Hey Rhianna! You wanna watch a scary movie?!!!
Me: *opens door* Come in the house! Stop yelling you'll wake up people.
You: *comes in house and sits on couch* Okay I'll put Unborn on.
Me: Alright...*walks into kitchen and puts toast in the toaster*
You: HURRY UP! icon_exclaim.gif
Me: COME THE F**K DOWN!!!
You: The movie is starting!
Me: *walks unto living room and sits on couch next to you* Okay? Why is she running?
You: I don't know!
US: *watches movie until dog comes out*
Me: Don't stare at the dog with the mask b***h, keep runnin'!
You: The dog means something
Me: I don't give a CRAP! Aww now the whore wants to follow it...
You: She gonna move the mask and uncover the snow
*as soon as she did want he said the toast pop out the toaster*
Me: *scream* OMG A BABY!!
You: *scream* WTF ARE YOU MAKING TOAST FOR?! ITS A SCARY MOVIE AT NIGHT! NOT A F***ING CHICK FLICK IN THE MORNING!!!!
Me: TOAST COMES WHEN IT WANTS TO B****!
So i was on yahoo anwers and i ran into a really strange question. Then i discovered there are alot of reeeeealy weird questions on there. So I went searching. Here are some of the actual questions i found:
-Is my cat trying to do mind control by staring at me? Does your cat stare at you?
-can my cat get high from smoking catnip?
-Just brought my son back to life...how to tell people?
-How to 'do it' at friends house with his sister when he's not looking?
-Does God delete data? Will he delete me?
-Am I a sicko or a normal human being? Am I damned to hell?
-am i a gay tranny?
-How much fart can you store in a typical large glass jar?
-My mate's ear wax tastes horrid..?
-My girlfriend has a p***s, what do i do?
-How to preheat an oven?
And there were more that were waaay worse that I'm not gonna put on here for your sake. I'm pretty sure i'm disturbed...
Frufru: hey, got any grapes?
Me: no, but i have a bowl of cucumbers in my fridge.
Frufru: ya but i want some effing grapes!!!!!!! D : <
Me : yeah, but cucumbers are reeeeeealy good when you put salt on them O.o
Frufru: wtf?!?!?! I WANT MY EFFING GRAPES!!!!!!!
Me:THEN GET YOUR EFFING GRAPES!!!!!!!!! BUT KNOW THAT THE CUCUMBER IS FROWNING UPON YOU AND YOUR GRAPEY SELF!!!!
Frufru: OMG RHIANNA I EFFING HATE YOU OKAY?!?!?!??!?!?!? I WANT MY FLIPPIN' GRAPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:THE CUCUMBER WILL HAVE IT'S REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND THE GRAPE WILL DIE A VERY SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH.
Frufru: what are you talking about? i don't even like grapes.
Me: ... and i thought my MOM had mood swings....
Frufru: WHAT SO NOW YOUR COMPARING ME TO YOUR MOM?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!!!!
Me: noooo, my mom when she's PMSing; theres a BIG difference.
Frufru: i'm sorry for yelling at you.
Me: It's okay....omg you should have seen my toe the other day!!!! it was.... there.
'the declaration of independance was signed by 13 members.
13 * 2 is 26, the number of games the lakers won in 1931.
1931 divided by the number of movies that are better than this means that we have to go find a midget named Thorton...... in North Carolina.'"
 TheMusicNote · Sat Nov 14, 2009 @ 09:02am · 1 Comments |
