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Here it is~! 4laugh
Lost in the Library
by Kinzo Ushiromiya
Battler had wanted to meet her friend, Kanon, at The ***** house. But Kanon had to go to the Hell library. Battler thought that libraries were boring, but she decided to go and meet Kanon anyway.
When Battler got to the library, she couldn’t find Kanon anywhere. Battler walked all around the 83 floors of the library, but she didn’t see her. Battler shouted to the librarian, Ms. Ooishi, to help her find her friend. Ms. Ooishi said, “SHUT DA ******** UP.' But then Ms. Ooishi said that Kanon was listening to a story in the corner. Battler ran to the corner, and saw Kanon. She sat down next to her friend, and listened to a really funny story. It turned out to be a lot of fun at the Hell library.
Then, out of no where, the *****, AKA Erika Furudo showed up. She shouted, "I THOUGHT YOU LITTLE SEXY BITCHES WERE COMING TO MAH HOUSE. YOU SHALL PAYYY". She took off her clothes, and tackled Kanon! Battler screamed, "KANON NOESSS". But it was too late. Kanon had, CRABS! Ever since that fateful day, Kanon had refused to kiss, hug, or ******** other people. So since furniture don't do any of that stuff, Kanon has always referred to herself as 'furniture'. She wants to know the sea is blue again.
THE END
No offense to anyone
 Maria Ushiromiya Uu · Wed Oct 21, 2009 @ 12:22am · 0 Comments |
