Enjoy what ever randomness that happens to fall in here. I really hope something is actually of interest or at least looking at!
Nuts!:
[x] You woke up with a boner. (It happens! O///o its just not big...damn clitoris...) [x] Your taller than 5'5". (5'7" unless you pop my back right, I'm 5'9". My boobs made me shrink. O.o) [x] You don't hesitate to hit a b***h. (Hehehe...I hate bitchs.) [ ] You like to get drunk and fight. [x] You drink beer. (A mans dream girl is what I am, lol) [x] MEAT! (******** SMALL PORTIONS OF SHRUBS! xD) [ ] There are tissues close to your bed. [ ] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be. (I really kinda hate to...) [x] You like dinosaurs. (RAWR!!) [x] You love sports. Always. (O.o I just realized this...yes.) [x] Video games are better than the mall. (Go GAMES! I'm such a frag girl. lol) [ ] You curse like a sailor. [ ] You scratch your nuts in public. (xD) [x] Your favorite color is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.(All on the nose! biggrin) [ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex. (O.o Hell no...akward~!) [ ] You can grow facial hair. [X] You like going to strip clubs, to see bewbs. (BEWBIES!! xD) [x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute". [x] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground. (pretty well. ^^) [ ] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room. [ ] You attended prom to get laid. [x] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see bewbs. (LMFAO!!) [x] You show off bruises like badges of honor. (Bruises and scars.) [ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris.
Boy Score - 14/24
Tits!:
[x] You get a period. [x] People say your short. [x] You call attractive females "sluts". (Only the ones that are actually sluts.) [ ] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day. (Hahahah! You have got to be kidding me?) [ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out. (HAHAHAH! xD You crack me up!) [ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.(Uh...no! I love my food thank you! xD) [ ] You wear make-up daily. [x] You care about what you look like. (Its a natural instinct, sue me.) [x] You can cook and clean. (Do it all the time actually.) [ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes. (Shoes are nice but I wouldn't call have more then one pair a necessity.) [x] You like to spend money with your friends. (Money needs to be spent with buddies! biggrin) [x] You like wearing body spray/perfume. [x] Your skin is soft. [x] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple. (I can't help that I like the mixture of the 2... O.o) [x] Your mom told you about sex. [x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of. (Damn low self esteem...BUT NO MORE! DX) [x] You use your bewbs to your advantage.(Laughs evilly) [ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance. [ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits. (Oh dear god NO!) [ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room. (Not anymore, I got over that, now I just get really angry.. O.o) [ ] You consider spending money a hobby. [x] You attended prom, to dress up. (If I ever had the chance, I would have.) [x] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Hhaha...yeah. ._. Till I was 15 actually...child at heart.) [ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp. (Unfortunately no! xD)
Girl Score- 14/24
So it is safe to say that i am half-guy and girl. ^^ Lovely! xD