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Chapter 14: Chapter 14

SCREW IT, NO MORE EXES AND STUFF!

We were infront of a London orphanage. A sexy gothic woman with red curly hair put a bundle of gothic black MCR blanket on a doorstep and then ran off sexily and depressed.

"I'll go adopt him," Dumbledore said. Dumbledore walked into the orphanage with da baby and came out a few mutates l8er.
"Yay," I said this gothically and not like a prep.
"Now we can kill him, rite?" Lupin asked.
"No, no. We can't kill a baby." I said.
"Lupin, you guttersnipe prep," Dumbedore said.
"We will raise him 2 be good," I said. "I will name him Santa, like his name in da future past."

Suddenly, Lupin frenched me, and said, "You are so caring and beautiful...Enoby."
"Screw you, you pervy *****," I said. "You are not going near this baby."

So we went to da Hot Ishoo and purchased a black mini shirt with MCR on it and black GC bracelets and watch and black pants with Simple Plan written on da butt 4 da baby. I felt good taking care of a baby, and I wanted 1 sum day.

"AVADEKAVERA," Dumbledore said. "HAHAHAHA, Santa is now a girl. Now this way we won't be a bark LORD, lol."
"Lol," Lupin and I agreed.

Suddenly, Draco appeared out of nowhere, and frenched me. He told me 2 meet him in the back store room for a surprise.

We did it.

"You are amazing, Draco," I said. "Best so far....Draco? What's wrong?"

Suddenly, Draco turned into a gothic man with no nose and red eyes. He said. "HAHAHAHA, I tricked you, Enoby. Or should I say, MOM?"
"You b*****d," I said, and did Crosio. But Voldemrot was not there, he disappearated. Instead, Crosio hit a poser coming in, and I laughed statistically.

Suddenly, as I wuz getting dressed, Dumbledore came in.
"Ebony, Enoby," he cried. "Lupin took of with the baby. He said the baby will bring him his one true love?"
"A little girl?" I said with a laugh. "WAIT, Oh no! We got to-"

Dumbledore leaped ontop of me and frenched me. He held my bobs and we moshed to GC on the radio. I angrily pushed him off and sexily ran away to look for Lupin and Enobaby.