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Chapter 12

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"What," I said. "Dumbledore, your two old too sejuice Satan."
"No, listen," Dumbeldore sed. "When I use the penseive, I will become the younger me when I was at that tim. I can use my principal powers to help him. I'll let him skip class and gradu8, so he won't learn magic."
"Then why don't you just go back in time and kill him?" I asked.
"Because I'll get arrested and then who will save you from him at the contort?"
"So u'll risk us for u?" I cried. "You stupid prep."
"Hey I am still the principal."
"No, Doris took ur job and--"

I fell 2 da floor. My eyes turned back and u could see my red whites again. I was having a vision.

In it, Vampire was being surrouded by stupid posers in pink pioneer clothing and yellow collars with green gelt buckles on der hates (geddit cuz i'm giffick and I h8 preps), and they were all around Vampire and he was nailed sexily to a pole in a pile of fire. And the villagers had torches. A sign sed dey were in Salam, Masechutis, which is where da witch huntin trails took place 1000 years ago.

I stopped having da vission.

"Dumbledore, Dumbledore," I said, but he was talking 2 Mr. Norris.
"Those stupid goth kids," Mr. Norris said. "We must kill Enoby and Vampire so Voldemort will leave us alown.
"But they are by best students, besides B'loody Marry," Dumbedore said. He started 2 cry all sexily and angsty. Mr. Norris pulled out a black GC gin with silver pullets inside. He pointed the gun at Dumbledore.
"Listen," Mr. Norris sed. "I will kill her adn u cannot stop me, old man."

Filth started 2 meow @ me. I did Imperius on her and made her attack Mr. Norris in da face.
"AH, NO!" he cried. I grabbed Dumbledore's hand and we raced down da stairs.