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Chapta 6

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I wuz on da floor again. This time, my eyes opened limpidly to see Tom Rid and Dubleodore.

"What happen?" Dumbledore asked.
"Let's look," I said.

We hid behind a bush and looked around. Lupid wuz ther wif a girl. She had short hair with purple streaks, some red streaks, balak compat boots, black leather jeans, a black leather jacket and a blak top that sed "I <3 Vampirez" and had a picture of Avril Lavigne of her purse.
"O Loopin," she said. "I luv u."
"Oh Trunks." He said. Dey frenched.
"Did u get the professor's job at da school yet?"
"No, not yet. But I promise, when I due, I will marry u."

They frenched. I started 2 feel sick bcuz he was a ***** and he spied on me, but also bcuz he loved Snape. Maybe if he stayed with Tonks, he wouldn't b evil.

I told Dubleodore 2 hire him. I said, "I am from da future. If you hire him, he will be da best teacher ever."
"Oh, u think so?" Dumbleore asked. He walked over 2 Lupin. "Congradulations, you have got da job."
"Hooray!" Lupin sed, and kissed Tunks. "At wut school?"
"Hogwarts."
Lupin and Tonks gasped. Tonks said, "Oh no, you'll b 2 far away 4 us 2 date."
"But this is a gr8 skull (geddit) 4 our kids." Lupin said sadfully.
"No. It's either me or da skull, lol."
"I choose the skull."

Tonks slapped him and walked away. I knew that I had made him turn evil. Then, I remembered.
"Tom," I said. "You look like Tom Satan Bombadil. Are u...?"
"Ha ha ha," Tom laughed. Suddenly, he turned into a bald man with red eyes and no nose and dark clothes with sum blak nail polish. "Thine has red thou's mind and found this form to b amusing, and bcame Tom Rid. Now thine shalt recruit Lupin as a Death Dealer."
"No, plz, no!"
"He will b a pervert like you knew him bcuz I will change his mind. He will no loneger b goffic."
"F*CK," I said, and watched as he pushed Dumbledore down and talk 2 Lupin. I grabbed Dumbledore by da arm and wound up the time toner.

Now I wuz in a hot land full of red sand. A few men with no shirts and some robes came by and they were holding up a thing with a person inside it. The thing wuz that thing that is like a carriage but pple hold it up and walk with it. The men were wearing black eyeliner and their robes had pentagram-shaped holes in them.

And in the thing they were holding up was....B'loody Mary!