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I have nothing to...why is a raccoon licking my window?!?!?!? What the ********!?!? No, for real, there is a raccoon licking my window! I'm going to try to ignore that... kind of... it's not leaving. OK, moving on.
While that raccoon licks my window, I'm going to go and hit it with a shovel. I'll be right back....... I'm back. Now that that's taken care of.... another raccoon is there... s**t!!! They won't leave!!! I've got to get traps!! I wonder who sells traps at eleven pm. Hmmm... I might as well go find out.... I'll finish this when i get back! BRB.

There are raccoons surrounding my house... i can't go outside! I think my neighbor called animal control... so I'm gonna go get my dads shotgun! Bye guys!

Simone (I don't like raccoons)