Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

Gaia Home
Login Register

Forgot your login?

43aa9e1b893917f2f44fd141edb5c98d43aa9e1b893917f2f44fd141edb5c98d
  • My Gaia
  • GCash
  • Shops !
  • Forums
  • World
  • Games
  • Catch
 
 
Overview
Avatar
House
  • Buy Furniture
  • Design My Home
Car
Aquarium
Inventory
Mail
  • Inbox
  • Outbox
  • Sent
  • Saved
Friends
  • Friends List
  • Find Friends
  • Requests to You
  • Requests from You
  • Invite History
  • Ignored List
Journal
Quests
  • Active
  • Completed
  • Badges
Achievements
Marriage
Settings
  • Preferences
  • Alerts
  • Notifications
  • About Me
  • Details
  • Interests
  • Signature
  • Profile Options
  • Feeds
  • Wishlist
  • Gaia Cash Purchases
  • Order History
  • Gaia Notices
  • AutoCash
 
  • Profile
 

View User's Journal

Report This Entry Subscribe to this Journal
Memento Mori
What an amazing time...
First of all I want to thank Cee for the idea for this entry- it has been a long time coming (and took hours to compile, since IE 8 hates Photobucket like I hate early mornings) and something I had thought of off and on for years, but during one of our conversations we started talking about some of the hilarious stuff we have come across on Gaia- including but not limited to user's rando-fits of crazy and stuff you can wander onto in Towns or whatever- and it hit me hard for the millionth time how often I fall all over in love with Gaia again because of something I saw that made me laugh and laugh, days, weeks, months and even years after I originally saw it.

What can I say, I am very easily amused.

I have image folders full of stuff I have made screenies of or found here and there, snippets of quotes saved in Notepads for such an entry, because I've always been an emotional pack-rat and if it made me crack up I simply had to keep it. Now with nearly five years under my belt of being ga-ga over Gaia I felt like it was nearing a good time for me to post some of the stuff I have collected; bear in mind that this is just the tip of the iceberg (the best of the best, I guess one could say; I've not the time and Gaia does not have the character-limit to allow me to put everything up in here that I have saved) and this is posted in the spirit of my own unique sense of humor, which, I will admit, takes a like-minded soul to understand at times. Some of this is just something that tickled me and probably will not tickle you on the level it did me and that is cool, that is fine- I just wanted to post some of this simply for the fun of it and if you get even a little chuckle out of a couple of these then that is more then I could have hoped for.

If you want to ask questions about certain of these- because I understand that some of these do require a little bit of explaining- then feel free to post about what you are wondering. I tried to pick stuff that stood alone, that did not require me explaining the funny part of it, but like I said before most of this was just stuff that made me laugh because...well, because I am crazy. xD But at least I am fun. xD

Just hit the button below to see the full entry- I did this for the sake of anyone that is running on a slower system or connection because this entry will be image-heavy.

I hope this makes at least some of you laugh, or smile at the very least. I have to wonder if some of the stuff people posted was ever meant to be taken seriously...and to any of you that recognize your name or something you have said or did on here...

Thank you for making me laugh. Flare really loves to get swept away and really lose herself with a good laugh. It's one of the best medicines that there is, no?

User Image



<span id="test28901457">. . .</span><br/><div id="post28901457" style="display:none; margin-right:75px;">

User Image

HazyXXIII
nightlight
it honestly was probably moved by a mod that didn't know what you were talking about. also, you might have worked to present a little more explanation about what you were discussing in your first post as i'm betting most gaians don't know what you're talking about either...
so my threads are only valid if the majority of gaia has the brains to comprehend them?

well. i'm ********]

User Image

Ophidia Serpentes
the only way i would want gaian babies, is if we could hold them upside down like the kiki kitties. twisted


User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

Vanslaz
Legend Rave
Demons don't wear sashes.

Angels don't have tails.

See the logic?

Shut up.


are you either a demon or an angel?

Do you know personally a demon or an angel?

see the logic?

thank you.


User Image

Aeongera
That post...was...WOW!!!


User Image

User Image

Tangled Up In Blue
Joltykun
I think the better question is
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

...
...
...
Your mom. ninja


User Image

User Image

Stereochrome
Impressive post. I have saved it as a souvenir now. *dangles 'I Read Flare's Post' keychain* surprised heart blaugh


[********]

((What made this one for me was the big block of text that was under it; I found this in someone's siggy and the text was "DID YOU JUST TAP ON MY ******** TANK?!"

Again, I repeat that I am very easily amused. xD))


PandoraSky
((gimme a min.... that long post kinda killed me... i have to take moment to absorb it all.... ))


User Image

Stereochrome
My new favourite insult is "You look like a NAZI SPERM!"

You deserve huggles.

*huggles*


User Image

Jin_the_Kaze
xd God I love the way you state things. "Cause I have seen some people's avis that look so irked. xd " I laughed for a few minutes on that one. xd Don't ask me why, because I don't know. Seemed hilarious, though.


Asai Kaiyosho
moonscout
I've got a question - Lanzer posted 2 hours ago that the site would be down in a few moments for the roll back ... why hasn't it happened yet?

He got banned for threatning the entire community.


User Image

Yupui
I AM A NINJA.

I HAVE POINTY THINGSSS.

AND I WEAR FISHNETSSS.

AND INHALE RAMEN AND SHOOT FIRE OUT MY NOSE AND OH.

JUST SO YOU KNOW.

ORANGE TOTALLY CAMOFLAUGES AGAINST EVERYTHING.

BELIEVE IT!


User Image

gahitsu
ROBOTRA
Fukiomoi
ROBOTRA
gahitsu


Isn't that what every idiot flamer says at the end of an e-argument? :3

"I could do better but I just WON'T."

Uh, no. It's what people who don't feel the need to inflate their egos say.


For someone who doesn’t need to inflate their ego, you really seem like to inflating your ego.

Inflating one's ego and trying to smash someone else's are totally different. I'm just telling you people what most of society thinks of you~


You'll find when you grow older/get more experiance that ANY attempt to belittle people or show them the error of their ways IS an act of ego-inflation. Telling them won't change anything; you're smart enough to know that, and so it shouldn't be hard to realize from there that all of this that you're doing is to flex your own superiority over these people.

Manky: I'd sign my p***s for you, but, you know ... gonk heart


[********]

Twistex
LunaFeather
Uh....
Why....
Uh....
Dont you people....
Uh....
Let the topic die?


Because it's fun to watch stupidity spiral into outright jackassery.


User Image

Twistex
Azurre[N!nja]
Twistex
Azurre[N!nja]
LunaFeather
Im gettin my a** out of here befor I do somethin stupid and get in trouble!
Same. I am here for the topics. Not some people telling me how to Q N A whore...Haha I know I don't want to be a b***h or nothing biggrin xd


Too late.


[=Spam]


You've never dealt with me before, have you? wink


User Image

Tarav
Heart-A-Tact
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

WHATS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?


I SHAT BRIX!


User Image

Stereochrome
Now, dice. I like dice. My friends, who are introducing me to D&D have to constantly make sure I don't eat the dice. But I can't help it, they're so cool and collorful and differently shaped you just wanna take a bite. >.<


User Image

Twistex
Kawaii Kokezaru
Blue as in turquoise. mad Not in the mood to be corrected.


Too bad I'm in the mood to correct. Guess life is going to suck for one of us.


User Image

[~Faust~]
Jaffer
bitchychic
Well, Now who is getting off of topic? And making CHILDISH remarks.


I was on topic with my post before last. Then you completely ditched the discussion, returning to dissing on me. What's the matter, can you not multitask? confused
Oh noes, looks like it's time for me to go--I actually have high school to go to tomorrow, whilst you're probably in what, elementary, or junior high? It doesn't matter. If you think I'm running away, my AIM is Yukirosai--I see you have AIM as well. If you still want to debate after tonight, IM me sometime. If not, then I'll be forced to believe that either you've accepted your defeat, or you're just too cowardly. surprised
So, this is good night. Thank you for trying, at least.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.


that is a fale pic stare


User Image

Kiyomizu
The storyline had me literally on the edge of my toilet seat! xD


User Image

White Leo
They are NPC, non user characters who are controlled by the Admin to add a little Flare in Gaia with the conflict between Isle de Gambino and Durem. The Store keepers also count as Npc, as they also have Avatars as well like ours.


User Image

Kestreal
Rebbacus
Bob Dobbs
User Image
RUN GINO RUN!
Squee! whee


You would think one would topple over if one's head was that gargantuan.


User Image

Black Caped Man
Sasori Miyamato
Your an idiot. stare
like a fox.


User Image

raelshus
I would pay to see a brain fall out of someone's ears. It would be fun to watch


User Image

Logan 6
((Hehe, sorry, I'm not sure what to do though, aside from shooting up signal flares but that might create alittle unwanted attention.))


User Image

Aerion
Aeceaus Darkblade
Thanks for posting something on the wrong board and wasting space. Congrats. 3nodding *report*

Remember, these kind of threads are not allowed.
......

.......


Give the report about 10 seconds, and I'll answer it for you. razz


User Image

shipin232
jellybeans4me
r u really just 13?

hell no i am like about 15 but right now i am 14


User Image

The Lost-Angel
Xx_Monkey_D_Luffy_xX
BAN THEM! IF THEY ARE CAUGHT POSTING IN A NAKED AVATAR! This is not pg-13 anymore. I see more n00bs in the chatterbox bragging that they have a Naked Avatar.
*beats you over the head with a Nakid Barbie Doll*


User Image

dukeofduck
The Crying Boy V.4
God ******** damn it, I'm so tired of hearing from you and your damn hacking. No one gives a ********, and if you'd put any thought into that idea once so ever you would see how idiotic that ******** "idea" is.


Flame on n00b


User Image

hamsterwheelofdeath
GuardianCentauri
hamsterwheelofdeath
help please
gonk

As Lightning Usagi said, they seem to be eliminating the naked avatars this way. As such, I'm not aware of any workarounds to this other than loosing your avatar's naked status to add the glasses.

Btw, your signature image is over the limit of 100,000 bytes. Please change that. confused
u stink like poo


User Image

Twistex
TheMaddestHatter
Twistex
TeH GoD
Guys... guys... It's okay... I'm here. Look... Jesus said he thought the picture was funny, so stop fighting over it. Kthnxbye. heart


That's just asking for more people to get offended and declare YOU against the TOS.


Mwahahahaha, thank you thank you soooo much, Twistex. xD You said EXACTLY what I wanted to say myself. xD Next we shall have people declaring that others are against the ToS and then sooo many people I know are screwed. xd


Oh, i'd be proper ********]

User Image

Kaelshazar
OOC: HOLY CRAP! I WAS SO NOT EXPECTING THAT HUUUUUUGE POST!! *dies* >_> <_< >_> This is going to be enjoyable...


User Image

lishuss
That's what happens when little boys act like smart asses

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

and so is that


User Image

((...D'you think he's mad?))

User Image

HentaiTentacleDemon
Asinastra
HentaiTentacleDemon
alrite! i got pics!

w00t!

willing to fight back tentacleboy?


bring it on biotch! scream

*smack you on the head with a tentacle* evil


User Image

Velox7
Jaridus
I'd get e-married, but I'm self-conscious of the size of my e-c**k.

Haha! e-c**k...XD


User Image

finkleys--ghost
well i'm confused.... my avi got banned for posting a picture that was too big and bumping in the wrong room..... so i made this avi and behaved like a right b*****d.... bumping....spamming loads and being a real annoying ********..... yet.... no warning.... no ban... well thats really got me pissy now... i get banned for a too bigger pic and a bump in the wrong room yet not for being a b*****d.... well the avi that gaia banned (finkley777 i love tea!) had 250000 worth of gear....is that why... well the good news is i have lots of emails and have now put an avi with them so if i get banned i can change to another.... the bad news is gaia has pissed me off so i'm gonna spend any free time i have pissing gaia off.... THERE IS A WHIRLWIND UPON GAIA THAT IS GONNA RUN THROUGH GAIA DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH....I'LL BE RIDING THE WHIRLWIND......C YA


User Image

William Black
Ruevian
LOL BOYZ LOCKED IN CAGES GRLZ HAVE KEYS!!
That sums up my first couple months on Gaia. ninja


User Image

TriOmegaZero
If you write as much in your RPs as you do in your journal, I'll be hard pressed to keep up, but I will gladly try. ^_^ Please feel free to PM me with whatever you would like to try. I'm glad you didn't forget about my little thread.


User Image

Sephroe Zion
Quit spamming. The items are so damn easy to get. Wait until midnight tomorrow. Crap happens. It's called Gaia.


User Image

Anni
Akasuro
Anni
I'll do it tomorrooooooooow!
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.



surprised
When the sun comes out?


User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.


User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

I came.


User Image

Le Misseh
Yugi Himura
Can i plz have the horn of the demon?

O.o


User Image

Turnabout Improv
chii on toast
it is very cute i must admit and id love to have one but they cost too much. anyway the elemental hair looks ok but it would be better in the salon, but would have to be quiet expensve and the sword, well we dont need anymore wepons.


Yeah, the sword was created for those crazy weapon obsessed guys. You know, the "ninjas" of gaia.


User Image

User Image

Warangel Zenith
Britney Spears.User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

rofl


User Image

User Image

Asai Kaiyosho
I love you, even if that did make me question your state of mind, but i'm used to that.


User Image

ryanshome12
i want a dam cookie... stare


CeeKari
User Image

Berries and death, berries and death, I'm a little man who likes berries and death. And apples.

Protect your iPod. Ryuk eats Apples.


Eiryn Fox
*is rolling about on the floor* ARGHH MY EYES!!! THEY HURTS FROM DA WALL O TEXT
(and now from the caps! LOL ) *points up to the green wall* rofl do I have to read it?


User Image

Sir William Black
You, sir, need a Zoloft leik whoa.


Treklink256
iPoohB3Ar MOB
wat i mean is like when u get raedy 2 buy u can see behid u ?
DO JOO SPEEK TEH ENGRISH?


User Image

Dryson
Setmuni Requiem
Dryson
Setmuni Requiem
Jera Arrows
Setmuni Requiem
gaia is the only one getting the gain. EVERY ONE HATES THE BOXES. point made


I love the boxes, do NOT speak for everyone.
I'm saying every one as a majority.
okay dude seriously that is the first XD. you shouldn't say a untrue statement with another untrue statement. Majority of all Gaian's actually don't have active opinions you know kind of a tunnel vision effect I guess
meh, I don't even know what I'm saying half the time.
not exactly something you would want to admit but at least you where honest about it


User Image

User Image

lushrocker MK
Wings.
thats it
just wings, really.
thats all its good for. What a peice of S#17.


User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

((Sorry I hit you, Jesus. sweatdrop I hope we can still be friends.))

User Image

User Image

megafrost!!!!
smaller posts please, its what im used to sweatdrop lol when i saw your first post.... i was like... eek


User Image

User Image

User Image

RadiantFlare
...You can't fax glitter.
ShadowDragon2501
not with that attitude.


User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

ShadowDragon2501
bob barker should be dead not retiring


User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

User Image

ShadowDragon2501
noone has eaten your people

((...Yet.))

User Image

((Thank you for adding that to my collection, Cee. rofl heart ))

User Image

Evilconqueso
This is my pewpewstick?


User Image

User Image

Chromefox
Is it just me, or did that emote disappear overnight?

Couldn't they just have claimed it was a teeth-gnashing biscuit/turd/piece of wood/other brown thing?


My Attitude Would Kick Yours In The Jimmy
Yes. Because everyone lies awake at night wanting to think of turds with teeth.


Sir William Black
re: Profile comment - And many people seem preoccupied with attempting to get back into a v****a. Some people even try going face first, in a delightful, if slightly icky, show of symmetry.


User Image

Unca Rukus
I am tired of hearing all this "who did what to who for a Klondike Bar"

Now in the time it takes for you to have read this, you could have went out and shot yourself... at east twice.. in case you missed the first time since about all you are good for is being a f'up.

Good day.


User Image

User Image

((Honorable mentions for stuff I was not able to find my screenshots of- the one that spawned the infamous cry of "BATTLE HER." and some of the best responses I caught of people trying to figure out what Sevi's Invisibob was. xD Oh, man...Those were the days. heart ))

User Image

((And these last two are for my crew. heart You know who you are. HONK! heart ))

User Image

User Image</div>


[View More] [Minimize]


Post Permanent Link  · Tue Aug 04, 2009 @ 09:17pm · 5 Comments

Community Member

«Prev | Next»
Archive | Home

  • [05/31/15 05:05am]
  • [05/07/15 11:14pm]
  • [04/21/15 04:42am]
  • [03/08/15 03:57am]
  • [10/07/14 03:46am]
  • [09/28/14 03:44am]
  • [09/06/14 02:55am]
  • [07/04/14 06:44am]
  • [05/02/14 04:51am]
  • [11/13/13 04:12am]


  • User Comments: [5]
    IE8 hates everything. );

     
    Offline
    comment  · Community Member · Wed Aug 05, 2009 @ 03:32am
    It is very true. gonk

    I love certain aspects of it but it is almost TOO careful. xD "Hey...Hey! I see red font! OHGODREDFONT!" *Shuts down as fast as possible*

    It makes me so happy when you leave me comments. heart Your avi looks adorable! ^.^

    I hope you are doing okay. heart


     
    Offline
    comment  · Community Member · Wed Aug 05, 2009 @ 05:25am
    Well, it certainly kept me up for a while reading/looking over this, but it also kept me laughing. You doubled a few things, but I think you did them on purpose. o.o

    It was nice. Thank you for the laughs. xD


    ....BATTLE HER!

     
    Offline
    comment  · Community Member · Wed Aug 05, 2009 @ 08:03am
    *flounce*

     
    Offline
    comment  · Community Member · Fri Aug 07, 2009 @ 02:00pm
    Hehe! Those are funny! My friend made me a cool pic of my invisibob after a response from yet ANOTHER user asking about my invisibob.

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/SeviRais/SeviMonkey.png

    XD It was really funny!

    Mmmm bundt cake! <3 And you are easily amused!

     
    Offline
    comment  · Community Member · Sat Aug 08, 2009 @ 08:07am
    User Comments: [5]
     
    Offline


     
     

    More Information

    • About Us
    • Terms of Service
    • PRIVACY POLICY
    • Rules & Guidelines
    • Safety Tips
    • Information for Parents
    • FAQ / HELP
    • Contact Us
    • Change Ad Consent
    • Arenas
    • Contribute
    • Dress Up
    • Find Friends
    • Forums
    • Friends
    • Games
    • Guilds
    • Journals
    • Mail
    • Marketplace
    • My Stuff
    • Profile
    • Shops
    • Towns
    • Trade
    • World Map

    © Copyright 2003 - 2025 Gaia Interactive, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

    Manage Your Items
    • Avatar
      dress up & check your inventory
    • Avatar Builder
      build your dream avatar
    • Aquarium
      create the perfect fish tank
    • Car
      customize your ride for rally
    • House
      decorate your gaia house
    • Personas (beta)
      build your Persona
    • Sign Up for Gaia News Weekly
      produced by Gaia art community for all Gaia users
    Other Stuff
    • Mail
      check your private messages
    • Friends
      connect with your friends
    • Profile
      edit your profile page
    • Journals
      your personal journal/blog
    • Achievements
      see what you've accomplished
    • Account Settings
      adjust your preferences
    • Gaia Labs
      see what we're cookin'
    • Favorites
      see your collections
    • Marriage
      get Married!
    • Vlog
      see our vlog and Gaians latest creations!
    More
    Get GCash
    • Support Gaia
      and receive a special gift
    • Purchase Online
      paypal, credit card, mobile...more
    • Angel Subscription
      subscribe for extra benefits!
    • Perks Subscription
      subscribe for extra benefits!
    • Gaia Rewards
      earn stars and get rewards
    Offers
    • Earn Gaia Cash
      complete offers to earn GCash
    • Earn MORE Gaia Cash
      earn even more gcash with offers from Revenue Universe
    • Earn GCash from Surveys
      help answer surveys and earn GCash
    • Daily Treat
      not available on this landing page
    More
    Get Items
    • Shops Directory
      get stuff for your avatar
    • Cloud 9
      angel subscriber exclusive!
    • Cash Shop
      buy premium items with gaia cash
    • Rococo
      goodies from the (not so) distant past
    • Mecha Neko
      fabulous finds for the thrifty spender
    • Seasonal Styles
      Direct Sale
    • Gaia Merchandise
      real life Gaia merchandise
    More Items
    • Deals & New Items
      New deal posted!
    • Premium Items
      look your best with amazing items
    • Marketplace
      gaia's user-run auction house
    • Flynn's Plunder
      bid to win rare items at super low prices
    • GoFusion
      fuse charms into awesome items!
    • Alchemy
      turn formulas into items
    • Trade
      exchange items with users
    More
    Where Everyone Hangs Out
    • Forum Directory
      millions of posts on every topic
    • Forum 2 Beta
      mobile friendly forums
    • Browse Forums
      • - Welcome To Gaia
      • - Entertainment
      • - Artist's Corner
      •  
    • My Stuff
      • - Subscribed Threads
      • - My Topics
      • - My Posts
    Other Community Areas
    • Guilds
      fan clubs for the stuff you love
    • Chat
      chat in real time with other Gaians
    • Art Arenas
      browse & rate gaian art galleries
    • Clans
      play zOMG with others
    More
    Virtual Spaces
    • Rally
      hang out, chat & race cars
    • Friend Chats
      invite-only chat spaces
    • Virtual Hollywood
      hang out, chat & go clubbing
    Fun Stuff
    • Manga
      the storyline of the gaia world
    • Offline Events
      catch an IRL gaia event near you
    • World map
      see the world of Gaia
    • Workshop
      visit Gaia Workshop
    More
    Gaia's Games
    • Lake Kindred
      battle with pets!
    • Gaia Adventures
      RPG adventures!
    • Runway
      Show off your fashion sense!
    • Play zOMG!
      Play our online RPG game!
      • - Learn about zOMG!
      • - zOMG! Community
    • Switchem
      play Switchem Blossoms!
    • SmashBlox
      smash the blox off the board!
    • Word Blitz
      test your speed and spelling!
    • Stack Attack
      clear cards before time's up!
    Mini-Games
    • Fishing
    • Tiles
    • Blackjack
    • Word Bump
    • Dumpster Dive
      Other's junk can be your treasure!
    More
    Play with GCash
    • Lucky Catch
      win high quality items
    • Narwheel
      dive in to win some amazing items
    • Spinami
      win high quality items
    • Lisa's Rainbow
      step up for a makeover from Lisa!
    Play with Platinum
    • Golden Catch
      win a new item with every spin
    More