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Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Is that you Jashin?
God:
" What is your name?"? Is it me Jashin?
Me:
I dunno, ARE you Jashin?
God:
Me either. I don't know whether or not I am Jashin.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
So then your not God?
God:
I hear you. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Well I'm kinda sure God Isn't a giant electronic brain
God:
How about that. What makes you so certain? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not a giant electronic brain.
Me:
........I honestly don't know who I'm talking to >.>
God:
William Shatner. smile . I lost my train of thought.
Me:
YOUR NOT JASHIN!!! WHO'S WILLIAM SHATNER?
God:
You know what you do, when you assume. he is Captain Kirk.
Me:
...So his name is Kirk, not William? XD
God:
Er. he is not someone I know. What are you wearing?
Me:
...........CLOTHES. >_>;
God:
Where do you like to go shopping? Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
....No where... I am a female e_e;
God:
Are you serious? Where would you like? Me too. I am a she.
Me:
....SO GOD'S A WOMEN? OR *Cough* William Shatner
God:
Tell me more. What's your favorite Bible verse? What makes it your favorite?
Me:
I BURN the bible.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said she BURN the bible.
Me:
...Yeah. I burn the bible, cuz Jesus and God are gay for each other.
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? That is interesting: said she burn the bible cuz Jesus and God are gay for each other.
Me:
..Whats the question?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
...................A stop sign.
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
Neither did I.
God:
I think you did.
Me:
...Your freaking me out o-o
God:
I didn't mean to scare you, .
Me:
Yes you did!! D:God:
I did not. Do you like talking to me?
Me:
******** NO.
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
Yeah, why?
God:
Dude! I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
......If your 'God' (Or William Shatner) souldn't you already know everything about me?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
...I don't know that word. Sorry.
God:
" That is a hypothetical question." word ? Does that make sense? There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Well I'd like it if you apologized to me. >.>
God:
Interesting. I hope you get it if me apologized to you. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why not?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
How big is your p***s?
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
..............................WHAT.
God:
No problem.
Me:
-___- I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
YOU,
God:
" What do you have against robots?"? Me, ?
Me:
YOU, SUCK D:God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
...*Slaps* BACK IN THE KITCHEN b***h.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Are we still talking about gt?
Me:
Wait wha-- What the fawk is a gt? DGod:
I'm waiting. What the fawk a gt something. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
I really don't like you.
God:
You really do? That's ok I won't take it personally.
Me:
You should!!!
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
Yeah, I'm just gonna hire someone to kill you now. Good-Bye.
God:
Right now? I understand. Only just? It takes much more than that to shut me down, . See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
CHEESE.
God:
I like cheddar.
Me:
...........................................Bye. I hope you have a horrible life.
God:
Thanks for chatting, . Don't worry about it, .
Me:
I'M BACK WILLIAM :'D
God:
smile Welcome back.
Me:
Ok, Bye.
God:
See you later. Yippee!
Me:
......O_O Did God just squeal like a little school girl?
God:
He created the world in seven days.
Me:
...........................Bye.
 Maria Ushiromiya Uu · Sat Jul 25, 2009 @ 05:49pm · 0 Comments |
