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Edward:Hello?
Kevin:Heya, Ed'ard!
Edward:Kevin!
Kevin:Nuh-uh! It's a super secret alien come to eat your brains!
Edward:Of course. *laughs*
Kevin:It's really true. You'll be sad when I decide to target you! Did you know Mara wants to marry you again?
Edward:Aw, not again...could she just give up? Maybe you should tell her I'm just not interested.
Kevin:She and Ren had a fight, so this is her trying to get back at 'im, I think. You never know.
Edward:Well, it's good to talk to you, Kevin. Where are you calling from?
Kevin:I gots a cell phone!
Edward:What? No way! How'd you afford a cell phone?
Kevin:I didn't need ta. I just built my own!
Edward:Wow. I knew you were a mechanical genius, but I had no idea. But...how did you get a number on it, anyway?
Kevin:I didn't. No one can call me, but if I get signal, like around uptown, I can call anyone I want!
Edward:Uh...Kevin...I hate to burst your bubble, but that's kind of against the law.
Kevin:Huh? How come?
Edward:Well...it's stealing.
Kevin:They steal from us.
Edward:Well, yes, but that doesn't make it right.
Kevin:Ah, they don't even notice.
Edward:That's great. Hey, you know who I just had over for donuts? Three ninjas!
Kevin:No way! You mean like ninja ninjas? Real life ninjas?
Edward:Actually, there was a ninja, a samuja, and a zoprinja.
Kevin:Wow...a ninja, a samurai ninja, and a zombie pirate ninja...that's so cool! I wish I was there!
Edward:I wish you were here too. We were just eating donuts.
Kevin:Are they boys or girls?
Edward:All girls! They're real cute, except one of them pretended not to know the other ones, and they were awful confusing...
Kevin:All girls, huh? That means they must all hate you.
Edward:Yeah...they're probably arguing over who gets to punch me in the face.
Kevin:What can I say? You just have that irresistible charm.
Edward:Yeah, irresistible. Sure. Where'd you even learn that word, anyway?
Kevin:The dictionary.
Edward:You read it?
Kevin:Yep!
Edward:Kev, you're not really supposed to read the dictionary...
Kevin:Well, no one told me that at the time.
Edward:Hey, Kev, sorry, but I gotta go. There are ninjas who want to punch my face in.
Kevin:Aw...OK, I'll call again soon. Bye bye!
Edward:Bye...