Well well well? I see that my sanity has left:
SIGNS OF INSANITY
1.)Talks to self
Me: well mind do we talk to each other?
My mind: Sure we do. Don't you remember when I helped you cheat on that Freanch test?
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2.)Fights with self
Me:I did not cheat!
My mind: No I just helped you look on the paper next to you!
Me: Did NOT
My mind: did to, I even saw you.
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3.)Loses fight with self
Me: you're right I did cheat
My mind: see I told you
Me: you don't have to rub it in!
My mind: yes I do
Me: that's it!
My mind: what's it?
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4.)Stops talking to self
Me: I'll never talk to you again!
My mind: BUT!
Me: NEVER
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5.) apologizes to self
FIVE MINUTES LATER
Me: I'm sorry!
My mind: me too!
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6.) Becomes friend with self
My mind:Friends?
Me: Friends!
My mind: I love you
Me: I love yo- wait a second i love myself?
My mind: you sure do!
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7.) fights with self
Me: I do not
My mind: do to
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8.) loses fight with self
Me: Fine! I hate you!!!
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9.) doesn't talk to self
My mind: Jasmine...Jasmine...Jasmine
Me: . . .
My mind: Jasmine...?
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10.)Apologizes to self
My mind: Jasmine...Jasmine...Jasmine...Jasmi-
Me: WHAT!!!
My mind: I'm sorry you can feel how you want to
Me: thank you
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11.)Becomes friends with self again
My mind: friends?
Me: ~sighs~ Friends
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12.) fights with-----Wait they just keep repeating well lets see what I think of now....Nah I'm to bored with myself
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My mind: Jasmine...can we get some cookies and milk?
Me: um... that means I have to make them
My mind: then nevermind
Me: what so now my cooking isn't good enough for you?
My mind: do you remember last time?
Me: what is that suppose to mean?
My mind: You tried making cookies on the stove top
Me: Hey I was younger then!
My mind: it was only last year
Me: So! it was a simple experiment
My mind: that went wrong
Me: Shut up!
My mind: shut don't go up only gas prices so take you're own edvice
Me: you sound like my sister now!
My mind: Oh my god!
Me:I know what have you been doing?
My mind: I have no idea
Me: so do you still want cookies?
My mind: that depends who is making them?
Me: I can always go buy some
My mind: then they're not fresh
Me: then what do you want me to do?
My mind: Go make cookies
Me: really?!
My mind: Sure go ahead
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AN HOUR OR SO LATER
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Me: Done!
My mind: what the hell are those?
Me: cookies
My mind: they look like coals
Me: so they're a little black
My mind: a little black?
Me: hey you didn't want them on the stove top
My mind: so no matter what your cookies look like crap?
Me: pretty much
My mind: what about the milk
Me: ~pulls out black milk~
My mind: what the hell did you do?
Me: I thought you would want warm milk so I heated it up
My mind: Jasmine...?
Me: yes?
My mind: Let's go to the store
Me: I can always heat the cookies up!
My mind: NO! I'll just eat them cold with some cold milk
Me: Ok...so what do you want for supper tomorrow
My mind: we are so eating out
Me: OK!
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TO BE CONTINUED...
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