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Me: BWAHAHAHA!!!!!! BRING IT ON OLD MAN!!!!! I GOTZ THE NINJA SKILLZ!!! WAAAA!!!!!
Ethan: WELL I GOT...SUPERMAN UNDIES!!! HEEHEE!!!! 4laugh
Me: ETHAN PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!!!
Ethan: You know you wanna see them!!!
Me: ..So!!! redface **Throws a kuni at him**
Ethan: **Ducks and throws a duck at her**
Me: **Catches duck in a pan and throws in on the stove** Duck stew anyone??
Ethan: ...HOW DARE YOU EAT THAT POOR DUCKIE!!! **Glomps her**
Me: NOO!!!! NOT THE GLOMPING!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Ethan: **pins her down to the floor** SAY MERCY!!!!
Me: .........**extreme pain** UNCLE UNCLE!!!
Ethan: ??? Your uncle is not here!! What are you talking about??
Me: MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ethan: Oh!!! sweatdrop oops...**gets up and hugs her**
Me: xp
Ethan: Pie?
Me: YOU READ MY MIND!!!!
Ethan: **Smiles and throws pie at her face**
Me: AHHH!!! YOU LITTLE!!! **SUPER GLOMP AND PINS ETHAN TO THE FLOOR**
Ethan: **Laughs uncontrollably** Ow my splean!!
Me: **Laughs really hard**
Us: **Laughing til we both pee our pants**
Ethan: **Stops laughing** Did you just pee on me???!!!
Me: NO! ...Oh crap!!! **runs for life**
Ethan: TASTE LLAMA!!!! **THROWS A LLAMA AT HER**
Me: NOO!!! MY ONLY WEAKNESS BESIDES HOT GUYS!!!! **Gets hit with llama and dies**
Ethan: VICTORIOUS!!!!
Me: **not breathing**
Ethan: ...Oh crap!! I killed her!!! QUICK WHAT'S THE NUMBER FOR 911??!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S DYING!! IT'S THE LLAMAS FAULT I'M INNOCENT!!! INNOCENT I TELL YA!!!!! I'M JUST A GUY IN SUPERMAN UNDIES!!! DON'T TAKE ME TO JAIL!!!!!!!!!
Me: **Laughs too hard and chokes on a cookie I just stold out of Ethan's pocket**
Ethan: How did you steal that without me noticeing??!!
Me: ...**Grins**
Ethan: **feels a breeze and looks down** WHERE'S MY PANTS!!!???
Me: **Runs with Ethan's pants down the street**

**everyone stops and stares at the streaking man**

Ethan: MY PANTS WOMAN!!! GIVE ME MY PANTS!!!
Me: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!
Ethan: **jumps down a hole and pops up where she is** Hello Love!
Me: **Bumps into him and falls, dropping my cookie down the sewer.** crying crying MY COOKIE!!!! WAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ethan: gonk I'm sorry!! I'm sorry!!! I'm so sorry!! Let me get you another one!! Hold on!! **goes to the market ((no pants on)) and buys another cookie** Here!!
Me: Thank you!!! **hugs**
Ethan: **Hugs back**

**Moment of Love**

Ethan: ...can I have my pants now?
Me: Nope!

**Perfect ending!!! biggrin **

Ethan: IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO END!! I STILL NEED MY PANTS!!! COME ON!!! GIVE ME MY PANTS BACK!!! WAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!