
1- How would you spend the afternoon if all morning you were trapped in a small washing machine?
2- When was the last time you were randomly passing someone on the street and screamed TOAST!!
3- What kind of super evil super villain would you like to see on your favorite cereal box?
4- If there are 99 bottles of bear on the wall, who in your life took the 100th bottle?
5- Does your refrigerator have any ketchup?
6- If you could give ANYTHING to your #1 enemy, what would it be?
7- Your favorite T.V. show has been canceled. What do threat do you use on the T.V. station?
8- Where is the best place to hide your favorite candy?
9- Why can't the makers of Spongebob create a consistent cartoon?
10- Who would you willingly shove into a cardboard box on it's way to Africa?
Today's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.
-- Hunter S. Thompson