So this morning me and my dad were sitting on the couch and I go:
"Dad do I look fat to you?" (I was slouching over and my stomach was all scrunched up.) So he goes
"Not fat, pleasingly plump!" And so I was like
"Oh em gee that meens the same thing!" So then I was like
"Do you think I should go on a diet?" And he goes
"Well I no how to get rid of 10 pounds of ugly fat..."
And im like
"Really how?" And he goes (wait for it... here comes the punch line...)
"CUT OFF YOUR HEAD!!!" Hahahaha!! Todays joke was brought to you by my dads special brand of humor!!
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