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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha so my friend, Kat, showed me this uber-hilarious movie called Major Payne. mrgreen That is probably one of the FUNNIEST movies EVER!!!!! It is sooooo funny!!!!
Her dad said that we his theroy (i cant spell so if your a spell freak, stop reading! i mean it. i cant spell worth crud.) on child rearing (see above rant). hahahaha it was soooo funny. Major Benson Wenifred Payne (his real name... blaugh ) is a hard a** (no other descriptive word came to mind... xp ) man who has spent his life in the army as a Trained Combat Killing Machine. Killing is his business, and business is good. xd When he is unable to advance in rank (how else do you say it? Promoted? Whatever.) he gives up the millatary (see what i mean about the spelling thing? i cant spell sweatdrop not that i care) for civillian (oh my goddess i need to use smaller words...that or i need spellcheck. redface ) life. After two and a half weeks of civillian ( sweatdrop ) life, he is offered a chance to advance (my goddess what else do you say?)at a millatary ( stressed ) academy. There he takes charge of an unruly group of cadets and trains them for the Virginia Millatary ( stressed how do you spell that?) Academy Games. This is a hilarious (grrr...) movie and all children should see it so their parents can say "Behave or I'll send you to Major Payne and he'll make you behave!!" Great movie!!! RENT IT NOW!!!!!!!!! This is one of the funniest movies youll ever see. (no i dont work for a blockbuster or an m'n'ms. im just a >HUGE< fan!!!!)

So my younger brother ( stare ) just called it the stupidest movie he had ever seen. Not that he even watched it all the way through. He said either that or Napolean Dynamite ( scream why cant i spell!?!?!?!) was the most idiotic... (see above rant... talk2hand ) So he says this and im thinking Why does he have to rain on my parade? i was feeling good for ONE SECOND and he has to go and ruin it... So now hes trying to read over my shoulder but i told him to go away... said it was "private writing". But because this is a publicly open journal, i guess that it is really "public writing that i dont want you to see" blaugh