OK! I'm very interested in the Blair Witch and I like reading Cade's books too ^-^!
So I thought I would make up a story myself ^-^! (NO CADE DOES NOT MAKE UP HIS STORIES!!!) It takes place in Burkittsville Maryland-where I plan to visit this summer-(YES ITS A REAL PLACE!!!)-where I'm on an adventure with Cade in the woods that she's supposed to haunt! KEY: BLWT: Blair Witch/ CM: Cade/ LS: Me!
whee Hi! I'm Lauren! I'm 16 years-old and I love Pokemon! But for the past two years I've been interested in this thing called: "the Blair Witch". So, I got a job and earned $518+ to pay for the whole trip. Now I'm here with Cade in his car. whee
CM: So...your Lauren, huh?
LS: Yup!
CM: And why did you come here again???
LS: To see if the Blair Witch exists...
CM: Oh she does exist alright! -At least...everyone here in Burkittsville believes she does! Ever since my cousin Heather and her friends Josh and Mike dissappered in those woods we've been getting alot of tourists here! But noone dares to try to save them! They're all like "oh, I wanna go and shake the witch's hand" and "omg! I wanna see her for myself!" they dont even think about them! Just about the witch's exstance...it pisses me off!
LS: It pisses me off when I'm with a guy that DOESN'T let me look at his research!*hint-hint*
CM: Oh-my research? you wanna see that stuff?
LS: Sure do! I wanna find Heather, Mike and Josh too ya know!
CM: Ohhum...fine! I'll show ya when we get back to my house, k?
LS: Thankies!
CM: But first I'll show-AND I DONT NORMALLY DO THIS REMEMBER-show you Rustin Parr's house-or the remains of it anyway.
LS: again-THANKIES!
whee Cade and I step our of his car, he shows me the way to Rustin's "house" whee
LS: AREWETHEREYET?-AREWETHEREYET?
CM: Hold your horses Lauren! Were clo-
LS: OMG! CADE, CANT YOU JUST KEEP- where'd yoooou go?
LS: *screams*
whee A white bony hand comes up from behind a huge rock with a V shaped crack in it-grabs me-and then I black out whee
BLWT: Wake up!
LS: *jokes around-still opening my eyes* MOMMY! ITS NOT TIME FOR SCHOOL YET!
BLWT: WAKE UP YOUNG MADEIN!
LS: huh? eek
BLWT: *stares at me*
LS: eek .........*screams* WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!?!?!?
BLWT: I am the Blair Witch! AKA Elly Kedward! You've never seen a witch before?!
LS: *whispers too self* not one as ugly and as creepy looking as you!
BLWT: WHAT?!? YOU DARE MOCK ME?
LS: NOOOOO! I DON'T HAVE ANY LEMONS FOR YOU TOO STEAL! GO AWAY!!!
BLWT: LEMONS??? WHAT THE HE- lemons? How'd you know that spells can be made with lemons?? ...Unless-your the one that I called for! Yes yes YESSS! Your finally here!
LS: question *stares at her as if she were a total weirdo* huh.......?
BLWT: You must have some knowledge of a certain spell that I cant make myself-for some reason that I dont know...I'M A WITCH!!! I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO SUCH THINGS...*shrugs shoulders* oh well... So...young lady-join me in making a spell to destroy Burkittsvi-I mean to destroy evil... mrgreen sweatdrop
LS: talk2hand
BLWT: What sort of body language is this???
LS: IT MEANS TALK TO DA HAND!!!!!
BLWT: you are so rude!!
LS: yeah-fine-whatever-, just explain this whole calling person thing again...please?
BLWT: *says to self* young AND stupid
LS: wheres Cade???
BLWT: wh- OH the boy you were with? Umm-yeah he ran away when he saw Eileen trying to ask him a question-you think one whould have seen a little 8 year-old before?!
LS: *sarcastically says* OH YEAH SURE WE'VE ALL SEEN A DEAD LITTLE GIRL BEFORE, yeah right suuuuure lol
BLWT: I NEED NOT ASK THEE AGAIN! JOIN ME TO D.E.S.T.R.O.Y. BURKITTSVI- OH CRAP I ALMOST SAID DESTROY BURKITTSVILLE AGAIN!!!
LS: eek *points at witch* E.V.I.L.
BLWT: HEY...I'm not evil! I'll tell you what...if you want, I'll give you ice cream if you help me biggrin
LS: I DON'T LIKE ICE CREAM! IT'S VERY FATTENING!!!
BLWT: *thinks to self* wow! this girl is weird!
LS: at least I don't have sticks coming out of my head!!!
BLWT: OHH! THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!! NO MORE INSULTS! NOW! HELP ME!
LS: *starts running*
to be continued... pirate
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