If you're reading this it's probably because you're bored, and so I have decided to just sit here and type the first thing that pops into my head for as long as I can and hope that nothing innapropriate comes out. You know what bothers me on Gaia? Well, they don't have any way to correct your writing should you misspell anything. So it's like oooh, public humiliation 101, don't post on Gaia!! And another thing, I had caffeine this, like, five minutes ago and it's hurting my stomach. emo
You suck Vault people!!! talk2hand
You suck. talk2hand
You suck. talk2hand
You suck! burning_eyes And no it is not my fault because even though I purchased said Vault drink I did not hold a gun to the poor can's head and say:
Me being a total jerk to the can while pointing phallicly pointy object to its little can head: Do it you jerk, hurt me! I know it's all you've ever wanted to do since you were barely getting processed into the can you are now.
and then the can would be like...
Can: You stupid b****! If you hadn't purchased me in the first place, neither of us would be in this situation.
and then I'd be like...
ME: Holy f****** s*** man! This can just fu***** talked to me!
and then the can would get all prissy and say...
Can: Damn you mammals, can't ever understand reality until it's bitten you in the a**.
and then I would be like...
Why the heck are you still reading this? YES you, you random stranger you. I would have thought you would have left by the time I got to the part were I began ARGUING WITH A CAN. But I guess if you're on my journals then you really have nothing to do.
cool
No offense of course.
hells hound Community Member 
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