Hay so uh, i know nobody's gonna believe this story but... am i like, the only one whos woken up nakid next to a strange lady in her bed (she nakid aswell by the way. cudled under your arm. smileing) holding a dildow, with a lump on your head and a strange pain in there a**? I tried to leave with out waking her (you know to avoid that whole acward, who are you conversation) and the way out of her bed i notice a weding ring on her finger. s**t! so on my way out the door i notice i've like two hundred dollars in my poket. Now i know in the past that ive realy cinsidered being a male prostitude but had i actualy gone through with it? "Where the hell am i and how do i get home?" was all i could think at the monent. Why cant i remember last night? I dont smoke nore do i drink or do drugs, so what the ******** happened, and why the hell do feel like somebody's watching me? Is it her? Is it her husbend or fiance? God im so ******** perinoid.
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