If I had a nickel for every Twilight related thing, I still wouldnt have enough money as Stephine Meyer.
I just want to see her once and say, "You s**t, you little s**t"
I am reading Twilight!!! OMG LEIK BELLA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO KUWL!!1!!!!!!1 I WISH I CUD BE HER FRIEND!!!!111!!1!! WE ARE LEIK TTLY ALIKE!!!!1111AND EDWARD IS LEIK HOT W/ HIS SEXY VOICE AND EYES!!!!11!11!!111! STEPHINANE IS THE GREATEST BOOK WRITER EVAR!!!!11!!!!!1one!!!
( no offense to people who like twilight and do not act like this)
So like I said, Im reading Twilight and Im on the Sixth chapter. I do not have the book, Im readin it online provided by this site. The pages are carefully written on with red pen describing the fail that is Stephine Meyers writing, plot, and characters.
FIRST REASON WHY TWILIGHT IS TOILET PAPER
FANGIRLS AND WHY THEY LIKE IT
I thought I hated Twilight, now I ABOSLUTEY DETEST IT. It is only a cliche, unoriganal, internet fanfiction series that is published. And thats why so many are so crazy about it.
Here is some persoanl experiance with me and a over reacting Twilight fangirl and why she thinks Twilight has a spek of genius.
Okay, so this girl and I used to hang out right? Well, she and I really liked anime and manga and such. BUT she was into those shitty fanfictions where they talk about for example.....
Kagome is the new girl (who lost her parents and cries herself to sleep and cuts her wrists OMG FEEL SORRY FER HER) in school, and Kurama is the hottest guy in school that every girl loves and has a fan club. So they meey eachother in high school and go through LEIK, SO MUCH DRAMA OMG and end up having a half demon, half angel, half cat, half were-wolf, half vampire, half albino, half human love-child that is 100% Mary-sue in every way, shape and form.
She loved that kind of s**t because it portrayed "TA GRATEST EXAMPLE OF LOVE EVAR" or somthing. Then Twilight came out. WHEN IT ******** CAME OUT. And guess what? ITS THE SAME BULLSHIT SHES BEEN READING EVERY SINCE SHE HAD INTERNET. THEREFORE ITS THE GREATEST BOOK EVAR.
So she and I hung out for a day and I, not knowing anything about the outside world, didnt know what Twilight was. She told me that it was the greatest book in thw world and shes been talking with the actual author because she lives in Pheonix or something and how Stephine Meyer and her were like BFFS because they both loved My Chemical Romance.
*facepalm*
Just multiply her by 4 billion (thats more than 4 billions) and you got the majority of the internet.
SECOND REASON
STEPHINES WRITING IS s**t AND MAKES THE MAIN CHARACTER A TOTAL b***h
Bella is so lovely you guys, shes so perfect, but dont get me wrong, shes super clumsy and horney all the time that she cant not talk about how beautifull Edward is per paragraph.
Bella is abitch and only cares for Edward. She treats her friends as people to be with to not look like a loser.
First example, Eric.
"When the bell rang, a nasal buzzing sound, a gangely boy with skin problems and hair black as an oil slick leaned across the aisle aisle to talk to be me.
'Your Isabella Swan, aren't you?' he looked like the overly helpful, chess club type."
Steriotypical judging t**t. Then he helps her get to the gym then shes all, "Eric walked me to the door, even though it was clearly marked." He was just trying to help you and be kind. "UGH I got to get away from this NERD."
Then Jessica befriends her and invits her to sit with them. Then she sees "THEM OMG" (yes the Cullen family being Emo losers sitting in the corner)
Then Meyer goes on describing them in 4 LONG, THESAROUS RAPED, pages.
"Who are they?" I asked the girl from my Spanish class,whos name I had forgotten."
Qouted for the truth
THEN.
"'Thats Edward, hes gorgous, of course, but dont waste your time. He doesnt date. Apparentely none of the girls are good-looking enough for him.' She sniffed, a clear case of sour grapes. I wondered when he'd turn her down."
More like, "PFFT, what a loser amirite?"
Oh, and Mark/Mike is the biggest loser in Bella Swans eyes.
"He carried the traits of a golden retriever, folowing me faithfully."
not done lololol
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