im reading a new book. its called "the dead travel fast, stalking vampires from nosfuratu to count chocula"... its quite funny and id like to share some lines with u...
vlad=vlad dracula(vlad the impaler)
Quote 1- ' Vlad made a concious effort to rule by fear. His tactic: Vlad wanted to be the craziest ******** in the room.' XD... friggin hilarious
this next one explains a theory about vampirism and how it may have been confused with rabies victems.
Quote 2- ' Rabies atacks the limbic system, the part of the brain that affects aggression and sexual behavior. Rabies also affects the hypothalamus, which controls sleep, and can cause facial spasms. As a result, you'd see zombie-like people running around at night baring their teeth while trying to bite an/or hump others.'
rofl funny, no? anyways those are just two of the funny ones i found. there is also one about topless dancers in vegas and unsanitary titties, but i decided that may offend some or others may enjoy it a little TO much... alas this entry is over. thank you Eric Nuzam for the awesome read on vampireism with a twist... although i havent gotten to count chocula... stare neutral
vlad=vlad dracula(vlad the impaler)
Quote 1- ' Vlad made a concious effort to rule by fear. His tactic: Vlad wanted to be the craziest ******** in the room.' XD... friggin hilarious
this next one explains a theory about vampirism and how it may have been confused with rabies victems.
Quote 2- ' Rabies atacks the limbic system, the part of the brain that affects aggression and sexual behavior. Rabies also affects the hypothalamus, which controls sleep, and can cause facial spasms. As a result, you'd see zombie-like people running around at night baring their teeth while trying to bite an/or hump others.'
rofl funny, no? anyways those are just two of the funny ones i found. there is also one about topless dancers in vegas and unsanitary titties, but i decided that may offend some or others may enjoy it a little TO much... alas this entry is over. thank you Eric Nuzam for the awesome read on vampireism with a twist... although i havent gotten to count chocula... stare neutral
