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I Do Stupid Things 78 Percent Of The Time. >.>
1. [x] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running Total: 7

11. [] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running Total: 14

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
24. [x] It's missing!
25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running Total: 21

31. [] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard.
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running Total: 26

41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running Total: 33

51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Looked into an overhead even though you knew it was on
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running Total: 43

61. [x] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running Total: 53

71. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Ran into a door jam
74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [x]Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running Total: 62

81. [x] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [x]Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [x] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [x] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. []Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running Total: 70

91. [x] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren't even paying attention
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100. [] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Total = 78


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  • User Comments: [1]
    1. [x] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
    2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
    3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
    4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
    5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
    6. [x] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
    7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
    8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
    9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
    10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

    Running Total: 10

    11. [x] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
    12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
    13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
    14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
    15. [] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
    16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
    17. [] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
    18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
    19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
    20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

    Running Total: 18

    21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
    22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
    23. [x] Have run into a closed door
    24. [x] It's missing!
    25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
    26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
    27. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
    28. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
    29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
    30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

    Running Total: 26

    31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
    32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
    33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
    34. [] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
    35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
    36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
    37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
    38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard.
    39. [x] Walked into a pole
    40. [] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

    Running Total: 34

    41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
    42. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
    43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
    44. [] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
    45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
    46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
    47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
    48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
    49. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
    50. [] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

    Running Total: 42

    51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
    52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
    53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
    54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
    55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
    56. [x] Looked into an overhead even though you knew it was on
    57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
    58. [x] Forgot your own phone number
    59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
    60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

    Running Total: 52

    61. [x] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
    62. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
    63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
    64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
    65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
    66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
    67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
    68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
    69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
    70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

    Running Total: 62

    71. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
    72. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
    73. [x] Ran into a door jam
    74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
    75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
    76. [x] Have purposely licked playground sand
    77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
    78. [x]Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
    79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
    80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

    Running Total: 72

    81. [x] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
    82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
    83. [x]Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
    84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
    85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
    86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
    87. [] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
    88. [x] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
    89. [x] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
    90. []Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

    Running Total: 80

    91. [x] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
    92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
    93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
    94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
    95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
    96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren't even paying attention
    97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before
    98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
    99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
    100. [x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

    Total = 90%

    comment Frosted Cookii3 · Community Member · Wed May 06, 2009 @ 08:27pm
    User Comments: [1]

     
     
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