sos my younger cousin said to me, (male, age 11 or so)
"why dont you to go ef each other?" (1)
"you dont you go do yourself?"
thats not funny.
"ill make ya go splode" (1)
"im not a rocket scientist!"
"sure mom, sure. my boyfriends Naruto...."
"code lyoko?" (1)
"HI!!!! grrrrr were rivals!"
"GET THE FREAK OFF MY MANGAS!!! I KEEL J00!!!!" (1)
"then what does that make you, moron?" (1)
"your such a nut. lets leave you outside for the squirrels." (1)
"wtf you redneck." (1)
"MOVE IT!!!" (1)
"of course i am stupid!"
*ahem*
thats basically what it was like at my aunts. all quotes marked with (1) are from today (thanksgiving) over there. lets see.....
i was pushed and told the above line, followed by my commentary.
i was annoyed and my dad started the rocket scientist thing again
sos i wore my hitai ate. well.... theyre like "is that from code lyoko?" "no, wait, is it Inuyasha? do you even watch that show....?" (me) "of course i watch Inuyasha, stupid..... and its from....."*pause, pulls out Naruto volume 4* "Naruto! see! im a ninja. hence my shirt, 'I'M NINJA (you can't see me)' Naruto is awesome.... yeah, hes cool."
self explanatory. after i popped out of my fort, he jumped on my mangas, he bent the cover of one, and man was i furrious (as i should be.... and it was Naruto!!!)
this one was used a lot. like, when my cousin called my aunt old, "what does that make you?" or, "if im an alien, what does that make you?" yeah, i use that A LOT
self explanatory. my dad seemed to find this quite funny....
i called my cousin a redneck. i was told by his sister that he likes this one girl, who just oh so happens to be another cousin.
i popped out of my fort at the end of madagascar when it said "move it!" i freaked everyone out.
i started messing with my cousins mind (female, age 12). "can you still read japanese?" "hm?" "can you still speak japanese?" "what do you mean STILL?" "you used to know how." "what do you mean USED?" "your messing with me, arent you. gonk " "of course i am, stupid!"
and i had a massive amount of rubberbands, my cousin kept screamin like a girl. gonk
and appearently everything (or almost everything) was funny. they always laughed..... its like, "wtf? that wasnt funny. really."
as for unmarked stuff.... it was said during the week at some point.
my dad was calling me a rocket scientist because we got back those terra nova test thingys that i hate and i had mastered everything (except for science, which was close) perfectly. i had obviously surpassed the national expectations and was ALMOST off the charts (in all catagories) and am smarter than most juniors. or something. 12th graders. its all 12+. science was 10.6 and something else was 11.6 and another thing at 12. but yeah, im basically a rocket scientist for my age.
exactly what you probably think. (my mom) "if you keep my secret, ill keep one of yours." (me) "i dont have any." (anyomous friend) "she has a boyfriend!" (me, monotone annoyed) "no, i dont." (my mom) "its Naruko or whatever his name is." (me) "yeah, sure..... my boyfriend is Naruto...." *point where everyone laughs.*
again with the rocket scientist thing. i was telling asushi about it (i had to explain it since my dad called me that when he answered) and she said that she said id get bored and go for game designing and such. well, we talking about that and she mentioned that she kinda wanted to be a lawyer and go to yale or harvard. well..... one of us would go to one, the other to the other one. and itd be like "HI ASUSHI!" "HI KASUSHIE!" (together) "RRRRRR WERE RIVALS!!!!"
in the end, im just bored.
ps. my brother says that lindsy lohan is a total hottie. gonk w.t.f.
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