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jeff- good evening jose'
jose'-hola senior heff
jeff-it's good to see you.
jose'-gracias senior heff
peanut- excuse me. who the hell is heff?
jeff-he said jeff
peanut-no he said heff.
jeff-it's the same thing
peanut-uh, no it's not. jose' what did you say?
jose'-i said senior hecf.
peanut-what the fu- now he's saying hecff.
jeff-it's all the same.
peanut-didn't you watch seasame street? jeff is jeff, heff is heff, and hecff is hecff. one of these things just doesn't belong here.
peanut-tonights' show is sponsored by the sound ckkkh.
jeff-i'm sorry jose'.
jose'-it's okay. he's an idiot.
peanut-well your on a stick......stick-ka-ka. jeff-fa-fa. ha-ha-ha.i have a question for jose.
jose'-my name is jose'.
peanut-oh, i'm sorry, i thought we were america stickin freakin english. but i didn't see the little chk over the e which magicaly changes jose into freakin jose'. and i didn't see the nea over the n which changes jalepanio into jalepa`no. so the nea over the n and the chk over the e, two keys i can never freakin find on a freakin keyboard.
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