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okay. Banana story #1-

Star has a banana, and miki stole it, then star didnt want it and miki didnt do anyting bad to the banana, so I ate it. It was a HUGE banana. so i ate like half of it in my first bite, and miki is shouting "YEAAHHH DEEP THROAT!!" at the top of her lungs, and i choked on the banana. so when i swallow it {lol innuendo} i go "...you made me choke it was too big" and miki and i just BURST out laughing xDDstar didnt get it xDDD

Banana story #2-
I get a banana. I open the banana. Im about to take a bite of the banana. Right when i open my mouth the tip falls off. Miki and i laughed. again.

Banana story #3-
THIS DAY Miki and i both buy bananas. They have STDs {brown spots}. Well, we take our bananas and have a sword fight with them xD it was hilarious. I won, because Her banana snapped in half xD. But then Star comes along, and miki holds up her broken-in-half banana and goes "we were having rough gay sex and my banana broke in half"

LOL. and there are P.E stories with miki too. when we have to jog, Miki and i are pretending to run away from today's anti-gay society xD its HLARIOUS. and some days were running away from posers.