a very lame story i found in my 9th grade binder. lol, i wrote it one morning when i was upset, but mid way, i lighten up a bit. i also made a few small edits to the end so it wouldn't be too horrible. sweatdrop , well here it is. biggrin
Once their was a guy. He had a job. He worked at (insert job here). He worked long hours at (insert job here). When he finally got home, he slept for 3 seconds then went back to work. He’s been doing this for 62 years yet he’s only 21 27 30 32. Then one day something great happened. Everyone at (insert job here) was fired, including that one guy, and were replaced with monkeys. When he went outside to get his car, he noticed it wasn’t there. While walking, he was chased by a pack of wolves, a black cat crossed him, he walked straight under a ladder, and he broke a mirror on accident. When he got home, he noticed his house keys didn’t work. The land lord already sold his house to someone else and they moved in seconds after. So their he was, sitting on the sidewalk like an idiot. He had nowhere else to go. No money because he was mugged yesterday. The guy was out of luck. Then a miracle happened. His ex girlfriend drove by and picked him up she asked “Guy, what happened to you?” the guy explained (in detail) everything that happen that day. The ex told him everything that happened to her that day as well. She told him about the new house, new job, new phone number, new hairdo, new everything. Only thing she was missing was someone to share it with. “well,” he said. “since I’m homeless now,…maybe I could stay with you for a bit. If you don’t mind that is.” “of course not” she said. Then they drove off and spend the 3 million dollars she won today at the lottery. The poor, broke, no money having guy’s luck finally changed. mrgreen
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