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A koala was sitting in a gum tree . . . smoking a joint, when a little lizard walked past. Looking up he said, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?"
The koala replied, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints.
After a while the little lizard said his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell in. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard to help him onto dry land.
He asked the little lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and fell in the river trying to take a drink. The crocodile had to check this out. He walked into the forest and found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said, "hey you!". So the koala looked down at him and said, "Shiiiiiit dude, How much water did you drink?!".

taken from an email, funnier with the pictures ^_^