Little Candy Hearts With Words On Them are the perfect symbol for Valentine’s Day. Why, you ask? That’s easy. They taste awful, they cost money, and the ones nobody wants are left at the bottom to give away to the people who show up late or to whom you are obligated to give candy in some Socialist grade school attempt to fight Darwinism. Really? “Meh”? Wow, thanks, thanks for even thinking of me up there on your perfect flawless little fluffy cloud! Happy Valentine’s Day to you, too!
But even though it is easy, you can’t blame the consumer. What we learned from the Eighties is that you have to chase the supplier. So what’s up, Little Candy Hearts With Words On Them manufacturers? What made you want to insult a percentage of your customers with words like “Meh” and “No Way” and “Un Loved”? Was it the rush of power? The feeling that you’re finally the alpha dog? The secret knowledge that no one would care about these damn things unless they carried a feeling of exclusivity? Maybe you should concentrate less on social manipulation, Little Candy Hearts With Words On Them manufacturers, and focus on making the world a better place.
What's funny? It's true.
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You know you've gotten those Little Candy Hearts With Words On Them before. You know they taste bad. You know they can be evil.
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Hmm..
More randomness?
Oki!
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Safety Third? So what's first? >.>
You, yeah you reading this. You can't be here. >.> xDD
No words can explain how strangely funny this is. xDD
-pokes what I said about the last picture-
Hmm..
I think that's enough for now
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I'll post something else sooner or later.
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