Sarah : catgirl320 and hug_neglected
Kalyn: Me!!!
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heart Sarah:
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/extras/stillalive.phpKalyn: o.o
Sarah: josh sent meh that..i was all like no!!!!!!!
Kalyn: o.o
Sarah: D=
Kalyn: O.o wtf...
Kalyn: omg the screen is singing...
Sarah: XDDDD
Kalyn: an emo screen at that...
Sarah: XD
Kalyn: that dude just humped a box...
Sarah: o.o"" ^^"
Kalyn: now the dudes head is blown off...
Kalyn: the pple who made that have serious issues...
Sarah: yesh they do nya
Kalyn: what do u think of join teh military?
Kalyn: *joinin
Sarah: um..why? o.o"
Kalyn: cuz they pay for ur college
Sarah: thats what travis said...kk tommorow we tell everybody that im on a boy hiatus and that we are joinin the military!!! XD
Kalyn: xD
Kalyn: nice
Kalyn: sounds good to me ^.^
Sarah: and that boot camp training starts in a week we will be gone for 6 months
Kalyn: xD
Kalyn: and then next week we tell them we got kicked out already cuz we're wimps.
Sarah: yea total pansies
Sarah: and that we through a wild party and got susspended
Kalyn: nice
Kalyn: xD
Kalyn: we threw a wild party cuz we were popular and had lots of new friends
Sarah: yea and we locked the drill sargent in the janitors closet
Kalyn: xDD yea
Kalyn: and accidentally knocked over the line of pple with the white guns
Kalyn: and knocked ourselves out with the guns
Sarah: which apparently wernt fake cuz one of them shot the general in the eye
Kalyn: xDD
Kalyn: yea
Sarah: this sounds fun
Kalyn: and that this guy tried to rape us but charlie the bo-nana king saved us.
Sarah: all hail the the bo-nana king!!!
Kalyn: xDD
Sarah: then the high unicorns killed the king and locked us up in candy mountain
Kalyn: xD where they stole our kidneys
Kalyn: and made us eat lots of unhealthy foods
Sarah: but when they were destracted by singing candy canes we pushed them into the chocolate pit of death
Kalyn: and yea! then i tripped and grabbed your arm and almost fell in
Sarah: we fall but land on a flying magical ball of pink and blue cotton candy that flys us away towards sour candy island
Kalyn: where we meet the leoplurodon who chases us all around the island
Kalyn: so we hitch a ride in the choo choo shoe
Sarah: XD we take the choo choo shoe up to the top of the lava rock hot and spicy volcano where a giant pakage of big red attcks us DX
Kalyn: and i eat them all and we get carried off by a flying bob
Sarah: thats when he gets attacked by an articuno!!! pikachu thunder bolt!!! *ash falls from the sky onto bob and pickachu kills the articuno in one shock.
Kalyn: and we all 4 fall back to earth and land in the flying bob's nest. the nest bottoms out and ash and pikachu get eated by the baby bob's.
Kalyn: we landed and are surrounded by native monkeys
Kalyn: and they're about to eat us but the military comes in and starts shootin things up
Sarah: travis is there and kills a giant monkey but we stab him cuz we dont like him and are mad that he joined the military without us....*die stab!!*
Kalyn: but i thought we were only in this mess cuz we joined...
Sarah: oh yea...
Kalyn: xDD
Sarah: ok well he got eated by a monkey then..
Kalyn: xD ok
Kalyn: and i pulled out my camera and took pictures for the yearbook
Sarah: XD then out of no where! "kalyn!!!!" alex falls from the sky! "i finnaly found !!" he dies on impact with the ground... (dont kill meh DX)
Kalyn: that's when i shot myself
Kalyn: o.o why did he fall from the sky...?
Kalyn: omg
Kalyn: but wait it wasn't alex! it was his evil twin!!!
Sarah: idk i coundt think of anything..><"
Sarah: ha ha! his evil twin er.....xela!!!
Kalyn: xDD
Sarah: good thing u were wearing that bullot proof vest from the military
Kalyn: xD a very good thing
Sarah: being happy with killing your um...evil brother in-law...you summon a giant cat NYA CHAN to come and give us a ride through the ocean
Kalyn: a cat...to ride thru the ocean...wtf...xD
Sarah: a giant "MAGICAL" cat
Kalyn: And then a giant dogfish started chasin us
Sarah: omg run!!!!
Kalyn: and nya chan the MAGICAL cat disappears
Kalyn: and we get eated by the dogfish
Kalyn: and he swims to argentina and spits us out
Sarah: there we meet a magical mermaid princess
Kalyn: who teaches us how to fly
Sarah: after we randomly grow wings we set off into the sky
Kalyn: and run into an ice storm where our wings get frozen and we start free fallin
Sarah: ahh!!! we land on a cloud and smash a harvest sprite (named guts) by accident
Kalyn: xD
Kalyn: Anyways, after guts softened our fall we ran thru a field of purple flowers
Kalyn: where we almost got eated by a giant venus flytrap
Sarah: i stab it with my huge sword i found and start picking flowers XD
Kalyn: and i pulled out my cell phone and prank called steven (yes it was me steven)
Kalyn: since this is what we will be telling them happened
foxfire_rose1992: o.o"
Kalyn: xDD
Sarah: grabs cell and orders pizza
Kalyn: we sit in the field and then start to notice a purple haze starting to appear
Kalyn: then we hear shouting in the distance "SIT!! SIT!!! SIT!!!
Kalyn: we see inuyasha stagger by
Kalyn: and kagome chasing after him fuming
Kalyn: we stare in an awkward silence
Sarah: omg were are we?
Kalyn: in a field...
Kalyn: and then the pizza gets there
Sarah: in the past?
Kalyn: and inuyasha comes back to eat
Kalyn: sure xD
Kalyn: and we become bestest of friends w/ kagome and inuyasha...all b/c we had pizza
Sarah: they wonder how we got here and take us back to the village
Kalyn: wait
Kalyn: how did we order pizza in the past?
Kalyn: maybe inuyasha is in kagome's world
Sarah: no kagome is the pizza lady
Kalyn: oh
Kalyn: that's wierd
Sarah: yep she even delivers to the past
Kalyn: xDD
Sarah: shippo attacks us with foxfire believing we are demons
Kalyn: and then i sprout my wings but b/c of shippo they turn black from soot
Kalyn: and when i fly up i blocked the sun
Kalyn: shippo gets scared and hides behind inuyasha
Kalyn: and your laughin and takin pics
Kalyn: so then i cry
Sarah: all for the year book
Kalyn: yea lol
Sarah: inuyasha jumps up and carries u away because u look like a short haired kikyo..
Kalyn: o.o
Kalyn: wtf
Kalyn: then alex comes from nowhere and challenges inuyasha to a duel
Sarah: omg
Kalyn: xD
Kalyn: he gets his but kicked, obviously…human vs. demon o.o”
Sarah: sessomuru steps in and kidnaps u
Kalyn: o.o"
Sarah: idk...
Kalyn: and i steal his sword and it turns me into a demon
Sarah: then u go crazy and kill alex
Kalyn: o.o
Kalyn: then i use a shard to keep him alive
Kalyn: and turn him demon to
Sarah: then naraku hunts him down and uses him a slave like kohaku
Kalyn: then i hunt naraku down and beat the crap outta him and make him lick my shoes clean.
Kalyn: wait
Kalyn: ewwww
Kalyn: your shoes
Sarah: ewww...um...how about inuyasha's?
Kalyn: he doesn't wear shoes...
Sarah: i kno
Kalyn: oh...ok ewww lol
Sarah: yea..then kouga kidnaps both of us as brides for his favorite wolf clan men (those two that always follow him)
Kalyn: and i drop kick him
Kalyn: and we go kung fu panda on them
Sarah: we kill off our "husbands" and run into the woods were we find kikyo tied to a tree...
Sarah: *we poke her with a stick*
Kalyn: and i glare at her
Kalyn: i don't likes her
Kalyn: and i tell her kagome is purdier
Sarah: mmm....lets play a trick on her...
Sarah: we hit her and shes out cold
Kalyn: and i chase and capture one of her dragon thingys
Kalyn: and keep them for a pet
Sarah: kk..o.o"
Sarah: i draw on her face with a marker
Kalyn: and i put kabuki make up on her to
Sarah: mm..how about a mono brow?
Sarah: *kagome shows up*
Sarah: hey i want to help too!!
Kalyn: xD
Kalyn: inuyasha shows up too, he decides shes ugly now
Kalyn: and hugs kagome
Kalyn: we throw them a wedding
Kalyn: right then
Kalyn: w/ pizza
Kalyn: and ramen, don't forget the ramen
Sarah: then sango finds out shes pregnant
Kalyn: o.o
Kalyn: miroku laughs evilly
Sarah: and its not mirokus
Kalyn:er…. miroku goes into depression...xD
Sarah: tis narakus...
Kalyn: omg
Kalyn: o.o
Sarah: XD
Sarah: we escape through the well
Kalyn: and get some ice cream
Sarah: at mcdonalds
Kalyn: yea
Sarah: then we walk down the streat back to our apartments...the end
Kalyn: yea
Kalyn: wait since when do we has apartments in japan?
Sarah: oh yea...crap...><" why cant we? o.o
Kalyn: ...this isn't japan o.o
Kalyn: maybe on our way out off mcdonalds someone recognized u as an anime artist and payed u lots of money
Kalyn: to make a comic
Kalyn: and we gots rich
Kalyn: but then wasted all the money gettin home
Kalyn: xD
