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pick the month you were born
1 (Jan) - I SLAPPED
2 (Feb) - I needed
3 (Mar) - I ran naked with
4 (Apr) - I jumped
5 (May) - I smoked with
6 (June)- I killed
7 (July) - I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug) - I banged
9 (Sept) - I shot
10 (Oct) - i made out with
11 (Nov) -I stabbed
12 (Dec) - I cuddled with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - a bum
02 - a homeless guy
03 -a homo
04 - A mop**
05 - Barney the dinosaur
06 -a banana
07 - a stripper
08 - my lover
09 - a toothbrush
10 -the Trojan man
11 - a glass of milk
12 - a tele tubby
13 - A HOOKER
14 - myself
15 - a crack head
16 - a hottie
17 - my boyfriend
18 - a whore
19 - a condom
20 - Paris Hilton
21 - a porn star
22 - a dog
23 - a cat
24 - an Easter egg
25 - the kool-aid man
26 - a lesbian
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a French fry
29 - my ex boyfriend
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - jezzy the snowman

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because that meanie stole my taco
Black - because i smoke crack
Pink - because im a gay a** prep
Red - BECAUSE I HAVE A NICE BUTT
brown- because i hate my life
Polka Dots -because i still love him
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I have AMAZING boobs
Orange - because im good in bed
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because im the sexiest b***h alive
Tie dye- because Im a ******** scuba diver
none- because i have a killer six pack
yellow-because i want chips