Ugstoravi 1
Hello all of my readers! I would like to add a new segment to my journal called "Ugstoravi"!
Now, you may be wondering why I named it Ugstoravi. Well, it is because of this simple mathematical equation thingey....
UGLY + STORY + AVI = UGSTORAVI!!!!
Well, you may be wondering what Ugstoravi looks like... Well when I was looking for possible guests for my journal, Ugstoravi stuck out the most.....
So I had decided to talk to Ugstoravi for a little bit to get to see how this all happened.
Sonicboom59: Hello Ugstoravi.
Ugstoravi: HI SONICBOOM59!!!! I LOVE YOUR JOURNAL!!!!! I SUBSCRIBED!!
Sonicboom59: Alright then..... sweatdrop So, how did you become so..........
Ugstoravi: Oh.. How did I become so smart? Well I went to--
Sonicboom59: No! No! I mean how did you becom so.......... You know..... Ugly?
Ugstoravi: Oh.. Well I tried to make a microwavable burrito... And...........
Sonicboom59: Oh.. I see...................
Ugstoravi: Well, this is the normal me.
Sonicboom59: Well what happened? Was it something about your cats?
Ugstoravi: No..... I was watching American Idol while I was preparing it. And I accidentally put some aluminum in the microwave and.......... burning_eyes burning_eyes wahmbulance
Sonicboom59: Well, thank you Ugstoravi for being on the show!
Ugstoravi: It was my pleasure!
Sonicboom59: Alright failthful readers! It is time for da show to end! See you all... Well, next time that I feel like it! Goodbye!
Ugstoravi 2
I am here to say hello to you with our good friend Ugstroavi!! She has another story to tell us today! She sent me a photo of her latest mishap. Here it is!
And of course, I had some questions about this.......
So, I asked her!
Sonicboom59: Hello, Ugstoravi.
Ugstoravi: Good day, Sonicboom59! I have quite a story today.
Sonicboom59: Well, please do tell!
Ugstoravi: Okay. I was auditioning for American Idol and-
Sonicboom59: Wait!! Didn't your last accident happen because you were watching American Idol??
Ugstoravi: Yes it did! And I talked to Randy Jackson and he was so sorry for me, he decided to come on the show with me!
Sonicboom59: Okay. Bring him on in!!
Randy: Yo, dawgs!
Sonicboom59: Well, Randy. I'll ask you some questions soon, but first let me talk to Ugstoravi. So, Ugstoravi-
Ugstoravi: NOOOO!!!!! I WANNA ASK RANDY WHY I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED FOR THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randy: Well.... Uh......... sweatdrop sweatdrop
Sonicboom59: Before you kill Randy Jackson, how did you end up like that in the pic?
Ugstoravi: Well, when I figured out I wasn't on American Idol, I got upset and commited suicide!!
Sonicboom59: OMFG!! YOU ARE MESSED UP!!!!!!!
Ugstoravi: But I escaped from afterlife!!! I just took the picture while I was dead! And I am here to exact revenge on RANDY JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!
Randy: YO DAWG!!!!! I'M OUT!!!!!!!!
Sonicboom59: Well..... That................ wraps... up the show.... I guess.......... stressed sweatdrop rolleyes dramallama ninja
Ugstoravi 3
I am here with another installment of the Ugstoravi series!
Previously, Ugstoravi started to plan the murder of Randy Jackson. What will happen??? Well Ugstoravi is currently in Hollywood tracking him down. She sent me a postcard. She says she was right at Randy's house and she held the grenade and got distracted by an oncoming squirrel. And when Randy noticed her there, he fled the area. But she is okay. Here is the pic!
She just seems to be getting into all sorts of messes!
But she sent me an E-Mail telling me that she has reason to believe that Randy Jackson is hiding behind the Hollywood letters.
Let's just hope she doesn't try to bomb this place either....... sweatdrop I am sure that SOMEONE would notice!!
So tune in later!
Ugstoravi 4
Hello readers! I am here with another installment of the Ugstoravi series. Ugstoravi just called me. Let's listen in!
Ugstoravi: You'll NEVER believe what happened!
Sonicboom59: Well, I really can't imagine what happened to you.... These phones are camera phones..... What DID happen?
Ugstoravi: Well, I went to the big Hollywood letters to find Randy Jackson and I punched him in the nose.
Sonicboom59: And?
Ugstoravi: He fell..... rolleyes But he shouted, "I'LL GETCHU FOR THIS DAWG!!!!" And the cops told me he was okay, but they took me away!!!!
Sonicboom59: Well, pushing Randy Jackson off of a cliff has to be a pretty big offense!
Ugstoravi: WELL! Keep this on the down-low, but I am going to escape here! He-he-heee!
Sonicboom59: Don't you think you're in enough trouble already?
Ugstoravi: Probably, but I will try to get away with this!
Sonicboom59: Well, getting out of trouble doesn't seem to be your thing.......
Ugstoravi: Well, just keep your hopes up! WOHOOO!
Well, let's hope for three things.....
1). That Ugstoravi can get out of jail with no trouble
2). That Randy Jackson won't get hurt
3). That I won't go rofl INSANE rofl writing this journal!!!!
Ugstoravi 5
Hello readers! Today we have another installment of the Ugstoravi series. Ugstoravi has been trying to get out of jail to exact revenge on Randy Jackson!! twisted
I was watching the news and stumbled upon THIS piece of news.... I even got to be in the interview as a friend of the "cRaZy person".... rolleyes
Ugstoravi: Sonicboom59, you know I'm innocent! I was only doing what is justice by killing Randy Jackson!!
Sonicboom59: But, that head in your hand ISN'T Randy Jackson's head..... Mind explaining???
Ugstoravi: Wait??!! It isn't? I guess I really can't see with this chicken mask on!
Sonicboom59: Why were you wearing one?
Ugstoravi: Because ski masks aren't stylish enough to conceal MY identity... smile
Sonicboom59: Sooooo, a chicken mask IS?
Ugstoravi: Exactly!
Sonicboom59: Wait!! I think I see something!!! neutral It's on the rooftop!
Randy: YO!! I AM SUPER DAWG!!! WUZUP!!! PREPARE TO WATCH ME DESTROY MY ONE HATED ENEMY!!!!
Ugstoravi: Uh-oh....... Either he means me, or Ryan Seacrest........... But just to be safe, I better make a super VILLAN alter ego like Randy...... sad
So can Ugstoravi make herself a super villan to kill Randy Jackson?? Find out on the next installment of Ugstoravi!
Ugstoravi 6
Hello combatants! This is the Ugstoravi issue of a lifetime! Randy Jackson has made his superhero "Super Dawg" and now Ugstoravi needs to make a supervillan. What will it be? Well, she wanted me to help her design it, and here she is in her new superhero costume!!
Wait....
POOF!!!
Ugstoravi: Check it out! I made some minor adjustments after you helped me!
Sonicboom59: Yeah... Your invisible.........
Ugstoravi: Uh-hu! I found this book in a ditch so I looked at it and I saw that it had a spell to turn me invisible! So I used it!
Sonicboom59: Well, anyway... Here is the new supervillan.... "Super Stalker"!
Ugstoravi: Yeah! Now "Super Dawg" won't stand a chance!
Sonicboom59: Well, let's have the fight, shall we!
Ugstoravi: All right, then!!
Randy: Bring it, Dawg!
Ugstoravi: RAHHHHH!!!!!!
Randy: I summon Cerburus: The awesomest dawg in the underworld!!
Ugstoravi: FLASH ATTACK!!!
Randy: Aww! Noo! Nooooo! The camera!!!! IT'S TOO BRIGHT!!!!!
Ugstoravi: Take THAT!!!
Randy: SECURITY!!!!!!
wahmbulance wahmbulance wahmbulance wahmbulance
Ugstoravi: LAZER BEAM!!!!
Randy: Oh, no!! You got my security guards!! It's personal dawg!!
Sonicboom59: This battle sure is heated!! lol
Randy: I use my morphing abilities to turn into the ultimate dawg!!!
KAPOO!
Sonicboom59: Woah........
Ugstoravi: The ultimate dawg........ eek
So what DOES the "ultimate dawg" look like? Find out later!!
Ugstoravi 7
Hello everyone! The battle of Super Stalker versus Super Dawg is getting really heated as Randy Jackson has just transformed into "The Ultimate Dawg"!
But after he transformed, then he took Ugstoravi away and then I went looking for her. I found her in a cabin that appears to be Randy Jackson's.
Sonicboom59: Where is Ugstoravi?
Randy: I know where she is... But I don't think you wanna see her.
Sonicboom59: WHERE IS SHE?? I NEED HER FOR MY JOURNAL!!!
Randy: Fine... I'll let you see her. She's right in here.
Sonicboom59: OMFG!!! WHAT HAPPENED??
Randy: Well, my super dawg powers overwhelmed me and I.... Kinda tore her to shreads...........
Sonicboom59: KINDA??? WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY JOURNAL NOW?????
Randy: It's cool. Ya know.... You just gotta...........
Sonicboom59: HEY! HE JUST JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW!!!!!!!
Randy: See ya later, dawg!
Sonicboom59: Ugstoravi... Please tell me you're alive!
Ugstoravi: S-s-start the reactors................
Sonicboom59: What?
Ugstoravi: START THE REACTORS!!!
Sonicboom59: Fine! Where are they?
Ugstoravi: They are in the basement of this cabin. If you push the green switch, it will give me eternal life....
Sonicboom59: Cool! That sounds easy!
Let's see if he was right! Tune in some more to see exactly how easy it will be!
Ugstoravi 8
Hello readerz! Ugstoravi has gotten herself in quite a mess here! She has been nearly killed and I was told to start the reactors in the basement. But here she is now! I just got back, and here she is!
Ugstoravi: You did it! But how hard was it?
Sonicboom59: REALLY hard! I was pressured and scared, so I ran to the door and accidentally tore off the doorknob on the door.......
Ugstoravi: YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT!!!!!!
Sonicboom59: Well, I kicked down the door and ran down to the basement. I was almost about to push the green switch, but there was something beyond any fear EVER!!
Ugstoravi: WHAT??? eek
Sonicboom59: A........ SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugstoravi: So a little SPIDER almost kept me from living???
Sonicboom59: Pretty much...... Yeah.
Ugstoravi: YOU LITTLE!!
Sonicboom59: But that doesn't matter! You're alive! But, what happened to YOU? How did you turn into a little tiny green dude with a hole in the ground?
Ugstoravi: Well, I DID get eternal life, but it came at a price... I must stay like this for my entire eternal life......
Sonicboom59: Woah.....
Ugstoravi: And that's not all.... Soon, I will become a monstrosaty!!!!! I will be huge! THEN, and only then, may I exact my revenge on Randy Jackson once and FOR ALL!!!!!!!!! This is how I predict it to happen!
Sonicboom59: Looks like you have alot to do....
Ugstoravi: I GUESS I do...... rolleyes
Sonicboom59: I wonder what will happen next.......
Well I guess we'll just have to find out!!
Ugstoravi 9
Good day, readers! Ugstoravi just turned into a hulk monster with immortal life!! She sent me an e-mail saying that she has evolved to the second stage of her hulk-ness! Here she is!
Sonicboom59: No offense, but that looks pretty fake.....
Ugstoravi: The mask is... And so are the hands............ But I did go to normal height and I am now much stronger. I AM NO NORMAL HUMAN FEMALE!!!!!!!! I AM A TERRIBLE MUTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!! A TERRIBLE MUTANT THAT LIKES KITTIES!!!!!!! blaugh
Sonicboom59: An odd way to put it.......... But are you ready to rumble with Randy Jackson?
Ugstoravi: BRING HIM ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonicboom59: He should be behind this door......
Ugstoravi: HURRY!! I WANNA FIGHT SOMEONE!!!!!!!
Sonicboom59: Oh... my.......... GOSH....................
Ugstoravi: What happened?
Sonicboom59: Unspeakable things........
So what DID happen to Randy Jackson?
Keep on reading!!!
Ugstoravi 10
Hello fine readers! We have another installment of the Ugstoravi series today! Ugstoravi has just found Randy Jackson again and is ready for a fight! But unspeakable things have happened to him...... Although, luckily Ugstoravi has freed herself of the Hulk-ness she had. Here she is!! Say hello to Ugstoravi!!!!
Ugstoravi: Some bad things have happened.....
Sonicboom59: I am aware of it...
Ugstoravi: I can't believe it....
Sonicboom59: I know........ It's unreal.
Ugstoravi: He actually escaped to outer space to get away from me.
Sonicboom59: You must be really annoying....
Ugstoravi: WAIT!! I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHY HE DID THIS!!!!!
Sonicboom59: Why?
Ugstoravi: Because, don't you remember when I pushed him off of that cliff next to the Hollywood letters?
Sonicboom59: Yeah!
Ugstoravi: Well, he said, "I'LL GETCHU FOR THIS DAWG!!!!!!!!!!"
Sonicboom59: So... He did get back......... Don't you remember Super Dawg?
Ugstoravi: Yes. But he did that to side track me! The true way of getting back at me was to escape to space. Now he knows that I miss him!!! So his way of getting back at me was to make me realize that I am not mad at him!!!
Sonicboom59: So he made you realize you were being a total idiot to get back at you?
Ugstoravi: Precisely!
Sonicboom59: So what now? I mean, nothing is going on now.....
Ugstoravi: I dunno!
Sonicboom59: Let's go say goodbye to the big crowd in front of us!
Ugstoravi: Okay!
Sonicboom59: I hope you enjoyed reading this story.
Ugstoravi: It's one I'll NEVER forget!
Sonicboom59: So, goodbye!!
This is the end of the tale of a stalker versus a celebrity. I hope you liked it and will keep reading. Maybe someday, Ugstoravi might pop in out of the bushes again..... rofl
That was all the Ugstoravi I can handle! But I hope that you remembered this old story, or this was the first time you read any of it. Keep reading my journal! OR UGSTORAVI WILL GETCHU!!!!!!!!!! xd
