I had a soccer game today, and on the way back, mum started talking about her past boyfriends. I have no idea how we got on that subject, but pretty soon, she started asking me if I had ever had a boyfriend. Naturally, I said no. Mummy dearest, as much as I love you, you would be the last to know. I'm still missing boyfriend #2, so life goes on.
She kept quizzing me until I snapped and asked her why she wanted me to have a boyfriend so much. She just shrugged. How rude!
It's not fair! Boys get crushes on me, so I know that I'm not that ugly, they just NEVER ask me out! It's like I'm untouchable! Ah well. At least I have food, and shelter, and.....yes, thats right, I must focus on the positive side of life.
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