Sittin' on the couch last night;
Feelin' the lowest of lows-.
Flickin' on the late night show
Can't help but feel alone.
And thats when it hit me like a two-ton truck;
My love life's basically ********!
Raid the cabinets and the fridge;
its that time again-----!
(chorus)
Found the whiskey!
Got the coffee mug!
Time to do the chug-a-lug!
Time to wallow in your self pity,
Just say; 'Love sucks, Pass the Whiskey!'
Feelin' just a lil' tipsy now
But the sadness has not passed;
I think the cat's talking to me;
Wait no, he just passed some gas.
Cell vibrates;
********, its the landlord!
I should probably cut the phone chord;
Naw, I'll just leave it be!
Cause this time's for me----!
(chorus)
Found the whiskey!
Got the coffee mug!
Time to do the chug-a-lug!
Time to wallow in your self pity,
Just say; 'Love sucks, Pass the Whiskey!'
I say, 'Pass the whiskey!'
(echo 'pass the whiskey!')
I say, 'Pass the whiskey!'
(echo: 'Pass the whiskey!')
Yeah I say, 'Pass the whiskey!'
(echo: 'Pass the whiskey!')
Cause the love life's not for me!
Whoo~!
(cue sound effects of falling chair and glass; and dial tone.)
Backround story:
I was talking to one of my friends who had recently broke up with her bf, so I decided to cheer her up.
She was sipping some orange juice with whiskey in it;
and I was drinking pepsi.
And we both get drunk (in my case, a sugar high) and make up a broken-hearted drinking song.
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