Hello, I am <insert corny hippie name here>, and I just want to say hello to the good and beautiful people of <insert city name here>. I like waffles! <insert name of god of your religion here> loves waffles to. And you know what else he/she loves? You! That's right, <insert god name here> is so much in love with you, that he wants you all to be happy! So go smoke <insert drug name here> and spread peace and Loove to everyone. Sex is such a beautiful thing: it's what shows people you care. Hugs also work well. <insert hug here> Hugs are better than sex, because they're mellow and peaceful. Peace is what keeps the rivers flowing, the birds singing, and the music hypnotizing. Peace clears the soul, and the soul is what makes everything perfect.
<insert smashing of guitar and other un-peaceful stuff here>
-RazzberryWerewolfPoet- Community Member 
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