That means, that in this one compact journal entry, there will be Every single Election 08 BEATDOWN entry!!! So get ready!!!
Entry 1: Election 08 BEATDOWN
What is up everyone!!!! I am here of course talking about the 08 election! And here is my Co-Host, Hillary Clinton!!!
Sonicboom59: Hello, Hillary.
Hillary: Good day, Sonicboom59. I am an avid reader of your journal.
Sonicboom59: Thanks. Now, are you ready to judge the first offcial ELECTION 08 BEATDOWN?
Hillary: Well, as the young people would say "BRING IT ON!!!!!"
Sonicboom59: Alright then! Let's bring in our two contestants. In this corner, BARACK OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonicboom59: Oh.. I see that you have come armed.
Barack: Yes. I talked to John and he said he would bring a weapon as well.
Sonicboom59: Okay, then.
Hillary: And in this corner it is JOHN MCCAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hillary: So, John... You chose a......... flamingo....... neutral
John: Yeah! I'm ready to fight you Obama!
Barack: Bring it, tubby!!!
Sonicboom59: Oh! Thats gotta hurt!
Hillary: OMG!!!!
Barack: Alright, John!!! It's time to end this!!! You're going down! I am setting fire to this hole place!!!
Hillary: WTF!! What's wrong with you???
Sonicboom59: We gotta get outta here!!!!!!!
John: Sonicboom59 and Hillary already escaped! What about me! I'm too old to run!
Barack: Bye, McCain! Now it's time for me to escape just like if I was some punk kid in a movie!
KABOOM!!!!!!!!!
Hillary: Barack! You killed John McCain and destroyed Sonicboom59's studio!
Sonicboom59: You're out of your mind!!!!
Barack: Well, that may be, but now I'm a shoe-in for the election!
Hillary: Hey! Get back here!
Sonicboom59: I hope that John got out okay.......
Hillary: I think I can see him......... surprised
John: RAHHH!!!!!!! I AM SUPER REPUBLICAN!!!!!!!!!!
Hillary: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonicboom59: Hey! She ran off! I don't think I'll be seeing her again..... rolleyes Well, I guess I have to deal with him myself!!!! BRING IT ON, MCCAIN!!!!!!
John: PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 129 SCARE ME!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonicboom59: Well, that was easy! I hope you enjoyed me issue of the big battle of repuplican V.S. democrat and will join me next time!
Entry 2: The BEATDOWN Continues
Hello! I am here about another part for the Election 08 BEATDOWN!!
I thought I might catch up with Obama and McCain to see how they are doing and I found them..... But they were fighting again........... sweatdrop rolleyes
Barack: Bring it on, John!
John: I can't fight!
Barack: Why not?
John: Because of a childhood memory......
Sonicoom59: Hey, guys! Haven't seen you two in a while!
Barack: John is about to have some childhood flashback or something......
John: I was only seven years old....... I was at the park and I had gotten in a fight with two kids...
John: And that's why I won't fight.....
Sonicboom59: Wow.....
John: I know...... I was so traumatized by it........... sad sad gonk
Sonicboom59: No. I meant "Wow" by the fact that Barack took your wallet AND ran off with it during your little momory!
John: HEY! I GETCHU!!!!
Sonicboom59: This is going to be one loooooong election! Just a few more months! Just a few more months!!!! xd
Entry 3: The BEATDOWN Goes On
ARE YOU READY TO BEATDOWN?? WELL MY MINI-SERIES "Election 08 BEATDOWN" IS!!!!
The last time this series was updated was nearly a month ago, so if you forgot what has happened so far, Barack Obama and John McCain have been duking it out for a while. And in the last issue of this (The BEATDOWN Continues) Barack Obama took John McCain's wallet. So what will happen now? I caught up with John. He doesn't look so good....
John: I AM SO ANGRY!!!
Sonicboom59: I can see........
John: HE SPEWED WHISKEY ON ME AND THEN THREW A MATCH AT ME!!!!!!
Sonicboom59: Ouch! That's gotta hurt!!!!!
John: You BET it does!!!! scream
Sonicboom59: So it looks like you haven't been having fun since Hillary Clinton and I wanted you to fight Barack..... Maybe you two should just go back to your campaigns... I mean the election is coming right around the corner.
John: Well, I have to humiliate him so people won't want him as president!
Sonicboom59: What about a "A good clean run"????
John: Well THIS run is about to get dirty!!!
Sonicboom59: -Sigh- I guess I'll keep following you around.... I just want to get this over with!!!!
John: Do you remember when I was Super Republican?
Sonicboom59: Yeah.
John: Well, I am going to have to be SUPER REPUBLICAN STAGE TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonicboom59: Woah....
John: Arrrgh! Imma Pirate!!! pirate pirate
So what will happen with John McCain's new-found Super Republican powers? Find out in the next part of Election 08 BEATDOWN!!!!
Entry 4: The BEATDOWN is Here Again
Hello, readers! I am here with another installment of the Election 08 BEATDOWN mini-series on my journal (And just remember that the character "Sonicboom59" is still "Sonicboom59" even after my username change... O__o)
Previously, Barack Obama and John McCain fought for a while, and John McCain turned into The Ultimate Republican and has become a pirate PIRATE pirate . So can he destroy Obama before November the 4th????
Sonicboom59: Wow.... You sure do look..... Pirate......ey....... neutral
John: Arrgg!! I can't wait for me rival to show up!
Sonicboom59: Yeah.... WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!
John: What's wrong, matey?
Sonicboom59: I just got a text from HILLARY CLINTON!!!!! eek
John: Oooooh! I remembers her! She was the lass who came here briefly but went cRaZy and ran away, a long time ago back when me and Obama first started to fight....
Sonicboom59: Yeah!! That means she's back!! I wonder where she is??
Hillary: I'm right here....
Sonicboom59: AHHHHH!!!!!
Hillary: Do not fear me.....
John: WHAT DID YOU DO???
Hillary: I thought I would get into the Halloween spirit and turn myself into a pumpkin!
Sonicboom59: That's an odd way of putting it.......
John: Yeh musta gone completely mad, woman!
Hillary: W-W-Why is he a pirate??
Sonicboom59: Long story...
Hillary: Okay, but I am back so that I can let this BEATDOWN finally end! I swear! You can't turn on a radio without hearing something about this election!!
Sonicboom59: I know.... I just don't want to keep following John McCain around....
John: Whas wrong wit me!!??
Sonicboom59: YOU ARE A PIRATE THAT IS TRYING TO DESTROY BARACK OBAMA!!!!!!!! WHAT ELSE COULD BE WRONG!!!!!!
John: Yeh gots a point.....
Hillary: But anyway, I brought Barack with me! The BEATDOWN can commence once more!!
Hillary: He's a donkey! For Democrat!
Sonicboom59: I seeee........ I know that the Donkey is the symbol for Democrat, but why would Barack Obama turn into a donkey??
Barack: So I can totally finish this BEATDOWN!!!!!!!
John: Yer goin' down!!!
Sonicboom59: THIS IS SO MESSED UP!!! ALL I WANTED WAS TO SEE WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT; BARACK OBAMA OR JOHN MCCAIN!!!!!!! NOW, I HAVE HILLARY CLINTON AS A PUMPKIN!
Hillary: Hiya!
Sonicboom59: I HAVE JOHN MCCAIN AS SUPER REPUBLICAN WHICH IS A PIRATE!!!!
John: Arrggh!
Sonicboom59: AND BARACK OBAMA HAS TURNED INTO A DONKEY!!!!
Barack: My name is Barack Obama, and I approve this message: BRING IT ON, JOHN!!
Who will win this tOtAlLy MeSsEd Up FiGhT???
Keep reading to find out!
Entry 5: The BEADOWN Ends
Hello readers! Yesterday America chose their new president, and you know what that means!!!! THE END OF ELECION 08 BEATDOWN!!!!!! Previously, John McCain turned into a pirate, Barack Obama turned into a dokey, and Hillary Clinton came back, but as a pumpkin!!!!
Hillary: Alright! The BEATDOWN is about to start!!
Sonicboom59: I can't WAIT!!! I've been following John McCain around for TOO LONG!!!!!!!!!!
John: Arrghh! Yer goin' down, lassy!!!
Barack: RAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
John: I use my Tax cuts won't do anything power!!!!
Barack: Oh, yeah!! Well John McCain has no idea what he's doing attack!!!
John: I'm.... Out of slams against him...........
Hillary: *Gasp*
Sonicboom59: COME ON!! FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barack: I USE MY AUTO WIN ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KABOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonicboom59: What just happened??
Hillary: I dunno..... Wait! Look at them!!!!!!!!!!!
Hillary: They're........ Happy..........
Sonicboom59: THE BEATDOWN IS OVER!!!!!!!! THE BEATDOWN IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barack: You know, John.... All this time we were fighting has made me realize that you are a true friend..... I don't care if I won or not.....
John: Thank you, Mr. Obama.
Sonicboom59: Hey, you guys!! Check out the newspaper!! Barack, you won!!!!!
Obama: WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! IN YOUR FACE MCCAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Barack Obama starts dancing*
Sonicboom59: It's okay, John.......
John: I know... I'm just so friggin happy!! I don't know why!!
Sonicboom59: HELLO!!! DIDN'T YOU SEE THAT BLAST????
John: Oh, yeah!!
*SPLAT!!*
Sonicboom59: OMG!!!! YOU STEPPED ON HILLARY CLINTON!!!!!!!!!
Barack: Uh..... I barely stepped on her..... She'll be okay............. sweatdrop
Hillary: Barack.........
Barack: You can talk?
Hillary: I'm............. Dying............... But do something for me...........
Barack: What's that?
Hillary: I want you to............. WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!!!!!!!!! Bleh!
Barack: She's dead.............
Sonicboom59: Trust me! She'll be back in 2012..... I just now it........
So I hope this helped you who haven't read my journal in a bit, or if this was a blast from the past for others. So keep reading my journal for more cool stuff! xd
