Meet JOEY!
Joey: I wonder if anyone else is in towns....... Oooh! Someone's here!!
Joey: Awww! Dude! You look so cool!
Peter: Thank you. Peter's the name....
Joey: Nice to meet you!
*Joey puts his hand out*
Peter: Hahahaa! I don't shake hands with n00bs....
Joey: Whats' a noob?
Peter: People with outfits like that!
Joey: Hey! I am not a noob because of my outfit!! YOU'RE the noob! You waste all of your gold on stuff, while I bargain hunt! This outfit was 5 gold for each piece! It took my whole life savings, but it was worth it!!!
Peter: HAHAHAAAAA!!!!!! Your whole life savings is 30 gold??
Joey: Yeah! How much is your's?
Peter: I'd tell you... But I need an hour to say the number! Chow, loser!
*Peter walks away and someone else comes in*
Joey: Hi, Russel.
Russel: Sup?
Joey: I got picked on for being a noob.... Apparently, it's something about wearing starter clothes...
Russel: All my clothes are starters! So! If he gots a problem, I kill him!
Joey: Well, I wanna get back at him and all the other mean people!
Russel: Let's make a n00b paradise!! A place where all of the noobs can live.... RIGHT AFTER WE KILL THE NON-NOOBS!!!!!!
Joey: YEAHH!!!
