Previously, Barack Obama and John McCain fought for a while, and John McCain turned into The Ultimate Republican and has become a pirate PIRATE pirate . So can he destroy Obama before November the 4th????
Sonicboom59: Wow.... You sure do look..... Pirate......ey....... neutral
John: Arrgg!! I can't wait for me rival to show up!
Sonicboom59: Yeah.... WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!
John: What's wrong, matey?
Sonicboom59: I just got a text from HILLARY CLINTON!!!!! eek
John: Oooooh! I remembers her! She was the lass who came here briefly but went cRaZy and ran away, a long time ago back when me and Obama first started to fight....
Sonicboom59: Yeah!! That means she's back!! I wonder where she is??
Hillary: I'm right here....
Sonicboom59: AHHHHH!!!!!
Hillary: Do not fear me.....
John: WHAT DID YOU DO???
Hillary: I thought I would get into the Halloween spirit and turn myself into a pumpkin!
Sonicboom59: That's an odd way of putting it.......
John: Yeh musta gone completely mad, woman!
Hillary: W-W-Why is he a pirate??
Sonicboom59: Long story...
Hillary: Okay, but I am back so that I can let this BEATDOWN finally end! I swear! You can't turn on a radio without hearing something about this election!!
Sonicboom59: I know.... I just don't want to keep following John McCain around....
John: Whas wrong wit me!!??
Sonicboom59: YOU ARE A PIRATE THAT IS TRYING TO DESTROY BARACK OBAMA!!!!!!!! WHAT ELSE COULD BE WRONG!!!!!!
John: Yeh gots a point.....
Hillary: But anyway, I brought Barack with me! The BEATDOWN can commence once more!!
Hillary: He's a donkey! For Democrat!
Sonicboom59: I seeee........ I know that the Donkey is the symbol for Democrat, but why would Barack Obama turn into a donkey??
Barack: So I can totally finish this BEATDOWN!!!!!!!
John: Yer goin' down!!!
Sonicboom59: THIS IS SO MESSED UP!!! ALL I WANTED WAS TO SEE WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT; BARACK OBAMA OR JOHN MCCAIN!!!!!!! NOW, I HAVE HILLARY CLINTON AS A PUMPKIN!
Hillary: Hiya!
Sonicboom59: I HAVE JOHN MCCAIN AS SUPER REPUBLICAN WHICH IS A PIRATE!!!!
John: Arrggh!
Sonicboom59: AND BARACK OBAMA HAS TURNED INTO A DONKEY!!!!
Barack: My name is Barack Obama, and I approve this message: BRING IT ON, JOHN!!
Who will win this tOtAlLy MeSsEd Up FiGhT???
Keep reading to find out!
