I HATE MONDAYS. Who likes mondays anyway? Sure its the start of a new week, and new wonders in the world begin. Way to candy coat it to hell. This morning when I woke up I found that my pets were all sleeping on my bed. My black cat to my left side, my jack russel terrior dog to my right, and my siamese cat on my face. Luckily he was fixed so I wasn't smelling cat must.....Ahem, anway, yah this was really not good. Not only could I not see, I couln't move. My dog and cat weigh over a thousandz of pounds so I am stuff. I started to shake my head so my cat would get off of my head. This took awile cuz i think he thought it was like a vibrating chair. Finallly I screamed and e flew off my face. now I could see. My dog was on her back and she looed like roadkill, withought the tire marks. My black cat was in a ball of fur and fat. What creaped me out was that he had one eye open. ONE. He was staring at me. And I know this is crazy but he was holding my arm. He had his body around it with his paws carressing it. I slowly moved my arm away and started to move my dog. she emediately growled and showed her teeth. I moved away and started to move my cat. He shifted eyes and fell on the floor. I don't know if he noticed that he fel, I don't think he moved. (don't worry he was ok, i fed him this mornin, he takes a while to wake up thats all)So I scooted away from my dog and then whe fell to her side. Now, don't get the impression that she's a big dog, cuz she's not. Shes a jack russel keep in mind. She's sorta like a pig. So she slumps over and starts to tottally freak out. Whe howls then licks me over. Whe then waddles over to the bathroom to drink toilet water. We're trying to get her to stop but i think she's addicted.Anyway, that took atleast 15 minutes. thats a waist of a moring at 4 oklo ck. By the way, let me tel you the tail end of my dream I had this morning thats sorta weird. At the very very end I was holding a button think for a bomb, and I pressed it. At this time my alarm went on. FREAKY. Also, you know my arm. I think know why my cat had one eye open. The "button" was in the hand that my cat was wrapped around. I was scratching his tummy. Ok, thats all folks. 3nodding
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