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note:before we begin our sex paper wemust explain why we wrote it in every issue of patterns,there is at least one paper that tricks the reader into believeing that they are reading a paperabout a certain sexual act known assex when in reality is an everyday occurrence known as not sex,not sex at all.this is a interpretation.



~STORY BEGINS~

it was an average sizzling summer morning. the heat was rising slowly off of her oven.so hot in fact,he just had to use his oven mitts.As the heat simmered out,they were ready to feast."oh no! you forgot to squeeze my oranges!" she squealed with pure delight.she drummed her fingersimpatiently and said"you are such a slow eater".he lifted his head from cusp of her cereal bowl and said "but there's so much to eat"."well ithink it's about time to put your milk right in my cereal bowl.but dont let it get mushy. ilike it crunchy,not mushy.""but i'm outof milk"he groaned."well then i think you should smear your cream cheese all over my bagel hole with lox,"she snapped."but i want to put my sausage on your serving platter.""just put your damn banana in my peanut butter jar!oh wait,can you even reach the peanut butter jar?"she laughed."would you like me to put some chocolate syrup on your bacon?""chop that butter stick in half!"he shouts with delight."oh let meh grind your coffee!"she moaned. "let me pluck your grapes!"she begged."poureth your orange juice into my cup!"she shouted with pure glee.but just when you thought they were having breakfast...........


SURPRISE!


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