Good funny day readers! I have some good jokes to tell you all!
Here is one...
You probably heard this one on the TV show "Robot Chicken" but I re-vamped it a little...
So a pirate walks into a bar....
The bartender looks down and says, "Hey, you know you have a steering wheel up your crotch?" and the pirate says, "Arrrgh! It's drivin' me nuts!!"
Hope that made you laugh!
Here is one that an elder friend of mine told me.
Three people had just died. They were at the front gates of Heaven and Saint Peters was there.
Saint Peters: Okay, fellas! Before you can be accepted into Heaven, I have to ask you all to describe to me how you died...
Guy#1: Well... I thought my wife was cheating on me, so I decided to leave work early to sneak up on her. When I got home, there was a man dangling from the balcony of my apartment... So I got a refrigerator and pushed it towards him. The refrigerator crushed him and immediately afterwards, I had a sharp pain in my chest and died.
Saint Peters: That's odd...... You next!
Guy#2: Well, I was doing my daily exercises on my roof, and I slid! But luckily, my hands grabbed a hold of a balcony and I was dangling. And I saw a man come and I thought he was going to save me.... But instead, he pushed me off with a refrigerator and killed me!!!!
Saint Peters: Wow.... That's even more messed up! Okay.. and the last one.....
Guy#3: Alright! Picture this.... You're hiding in a refrigerator................
That's the end of that!
Well those are some good jokes that I know... If I learn any new ones, I will post them in this entry; so keep checking in!!
And if you know any good jokes, put them in the comments please!!! xd
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