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A little while back (more like this morning) ; my sister was eating bacon, and I asked her how she could eat it. (Really, I hate the stuff. MSG Ahoy!...And it gives me headaches...) And our convo went like this;

Me: Ech, how can you eat that crap??
Sister: Well, its food; and its breakfast...And its food...
Me: That stuff's a heartattack in the making.
Sister: What, do you have some sort of Bacon complex??
Me: ...Bacon complex?
Sister: You're afraid of bacon.
Me: ...This is a really stupid conversation.
Sister: You're afraid of bacon!!

So then, she proceeded to wave the offending greasy pork in my face, and I ran away with half an english muffin in my mouth.
Which I choked on.
And then got yelled at.
...Seriously, bacon's the evil.