yeah, so i was out walking this one night... i was eating peanuts... and suddenly there was this squirrel... he stole my peanut! scream ...and then he ran up a tree... when he got to the top he stopped to look down to make sure i wasnt following him... well of course im not going to follow a squirrel up a tree... i cant climb... so i pick up a rock and chucked it at him... and another... and another... the squirrel tries to jump to another tree... BONK... i hit him with the rock before he could reach... so he falls from the sky like a potato... hits the ground...and dosent get up.... i walk over... pick up my peanut... kick his dying corpse to the side of the road... and keep walking muttering to myself... "damned squirells"... with the squirrel still twitching in my shadow...
DyingSoulReborn · Sat Sep 24, 2005 @ 05:12pm · 4 Comments |